✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

THE EXTREMELY ATHLETIC AND VERY MUCH AUSTRALIAN PTERODACTYL STRUTS THIS AREA LIKE ITS THE RED CARPET

TO SAY

'eY mAtE'

AND RIP OFF ANOTHER SUIT (and her tracksuit)

(Got lunch, see y'all in an hour >:D)

KJ:DSLIGJSE:LJSE:LKGJ:LISEJG WHAT

I WAS RIGHT IT WAS DINOSAUR FEATHERS!!!!

Yes, you're very smart. pats head

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

(Also, Eclipse and I are currently being rickrolled by our english teacher. I'm currently a laughing mess between everything here and IRL.)

(NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP—)

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY)

(NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY)

(NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE)

(NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY)

(NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE)

(NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE)

(AND HURT YOU)

(nO)

(NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN)

(NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND)

(AND DESERT YOU)

(NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY)

(NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE)

(NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE)

(AND HURT YOU)

(YES)

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

WUT

SHE RUNS INTO THE COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE…

…only to reveal her true identity…

…a chicken.

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

WUT

SHE RUNS INTO THE COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE…

…only to reveal her true identity…

…a chicken.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

:LKDJG:OEIJ:ERIJH:LKRJHG:R EE

WHY

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

WUT

SHE RUNS INTO THE COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE…

…only to reveal her true identity…

…a chicken.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

*melodic cackling as I continue to flip you all off with my true feathers *

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

WUT

SHE RUNS INTO THE COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE…

…only to reveal her true identity…

…a chicken.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

*melodic cackling as I continue to flip you all off with my true feathers *

BUT THE CHILDREN

A melodic screech comes from the opened suit, and so does a black hole…everything is slurped in…

We enter a PARRALEL DIMENSION

But this Australian creature seems to be gone…

she must be found…

Oh. I see.

THE AUSTRALIAN CREATURE IS SEEN OUT OF THE CORNER OF THE EYE…and HORNS ARE SHOWN

IT'S A GOAT IN NEON HEELS

AND BOXERS

WUT

SHE RUNS INTO THE COLLECTIVE GROUP OF PEOPLE…

…only to reveal her true identity…

…a chicken.

ARE YOU SERIOUS

*melodic cackling as I continue to flip you all off with my true feathers *

whacks chicken with a rolled up newspaper

YOU BISCUIT

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

sounds like it came straight out of a sitcom

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

sounds like it came straight out of a sitcom

Oh, believe me, I’m writing a lot of this down and putting it on my Dialogue Prompts thread.

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

No, Frank, I want chicken nuggets

sounds like it came straight out of a sitcom

Oh, believe me, I’m writing a lot of this down and putting it on my Dialogue Prompts thread.

Effervescent.