(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)
oh hellO! welcome :D here's a summary of what's happened:
The Chicken baffled everyone because it was not a chicken, but then The Chicken died, and Pandora (spacebluelily) tried to instate a dictatorship using the power of Chancla, which involves Latin moms and flipflops. Cinnamon revolted and was sentenced to death, Pandora then threatened me with Duolingo, Ameskyy and her friend, Liz, aka whathappensifidothis, are constantly fighting and making references to rats and snakes that no one else understands. We had a brief stint where I tried to adopt the Snake (Snek), but Liz wouldn't let me, so I adopted just_gabs instead. The Chicken then returned with an army, and the rest of us have banded together to battle the Chicken with the Snake (Snek) and the power of Chancla.
I think Force sided with The Chicken, though, it's kinda unclear.