whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

LORD OF ALL THINGS HOLY--

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Oh no, my dear friend, you were not.

Long ago, in the Ancient Lands, a weapon by the name of the Chancla was created by the Latina Moms. Its purpose? To smack obedience into every unruly child in this world. If you encounter someone holding this weapon, your only choice is to stay still, very very still, and hope your pain under this weapon is minimal. Whatever you do, do not run, as this only angers the wielder, and you may be subjected to unimaginable pain.

putting this in the fic thanks Pandora

whats a chancla

oh so you wanna know what a chancla is, do you?

Tell her about the Chancla, Pandora

i thought i was told-

Were you? I'm exhausted, I can't keep up with this right now….

force told me i think

On that note, why are you awake?

P_P I"VE BEEN CAUGHT–

FLEES

GO TO SLEEP WONDER

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN THE MORNING I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

(Looks around, at a loss for words Miror a vobis hominibus. That being said, what in the name of all the gods is this.)

Ah, Visio. Bienvenidos. Por favor deja tu cordura en la puerta. Muchas gracias.

Valde audax est de te, ut me sanum putes imprimis, amice.

i gotta keep google translate up-

I can stick to English if tha helps, though sometimes it may not make the most sense as learning Latin has made me realize how much easier it is to speak that rather than ENglish online and in real life-

nah it's cool! I learn so much :D

Alright!

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

*cocky cocka-doodle-cackle *

*YOU WILL DIE TRYING, FOOL!*

WANNA BET YOU FLIGHTLESS FEATHERD MOTHER CLUCKER?

I INDEED DO, YOU FLESH-RIDDEN UN-IDENTIFIED CREATURE

C R E A T U R E? COME HERE AND SO THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUNGUS RIDDEN FREE-OF-ANTIBIOTICS PIECE OF TRIPLE PACKAGED HORSE CRAP-

*waddles to face *
*screaming *

BACKAAAAAWWWWWWKKKKKK

FLESH-RIDDEN CREAAAAAAATTTTTUUUUUUURE

LIVING ON HALF OF AN OVER-EXPIRED KNOCKOFF OREO

i must see the end of this–

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

Gabs says go to sleep, Wonder says "Okay"
I, her sister, say go to sleep, and Wonder says, "Make me"

okay gabs….. reluctantly closes laptop

"Okay gabs" she says….

😂 what
That’s my name
I’m actually so confused at this point lol

im obeying the gabster

😂😂😂
That’s what my friend calls me irl!!!

hehhe