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YOU BEE-STEPPING, CARPET KNOTTING, DISHWASHER-ELFED, MASCARA CONSERVING (for the environment), ASTHMATIC-WHEEZING, STANKY, FRENCH SQUIRREL!
✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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btw the snake and his husband are still here, they’re here until the war ends
screeches MY SNEK SON
HE ISNT YOUR DAMN SON
I LOVE HIM MORE KNOWING WHO AND WHAT HE IS YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME AGAIN
HE WAS NEVER YOUR SON
WHAT PART OF ADOPTION DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
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prophecy, smoashy, boo prophecy
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I think my brain just jumped off a Cliff trying to read that
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thy brain ok?
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I think my brain just jumped off a Cliff trying to read that
read what? my perfectly crafted insults?
@IamNOTachickenok
YOU BEE-STEPPING, CARPET KNOTTING, DISHWASHER-ELFED, MASCARA CONSERVING (for the environment), ASTHMATIC-WHEEZING, STANKY, FRENCH SQUIRREL!
FRIED ICE CUBE, BARRELS OF ANAL LUBE, TRYING TO SEDUCE A MOOSE, MADE IN VIETNAM, HALF-PRICED PS3, CHOKING ON A SNAIL, HELLSPAWN LOOKING ASS
*chicken at loss of words *
*runs away to the hostage of sneks *
(With her stash of tiny umbrellas, of course)
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I think my brain just jumped off a Cliff trying to read that
read what? my perfectly crafted insults?
They are so perfectly and royally crafted that my peasant brain can’t fathom the extent of their royalness
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ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
WHO SAID I NEEDED PERMISSION TO ADOPT
prophecy, smoashy, boo prophecy
whAt
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I think my brain just jumped off a Cliff trying to read that
read what? my perfectly crafted insults?
They are so perfectly and royally crafted that my peasant brain can’t fathom the extent of their royalness
and they won me the argument! horray!
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btw the snake and his husband are still here, they’re here until the war ends
screeches MY SNEK SON
HE ISNT YOUR DAMN SON
I LOVE HIM MORE KNOWING WHO AND WHAT HE IS YOU CANT TAKE HIM FROM ME AGAIN
HE WAS NEVER YOUR SON
WHAT PART OF ADOPTION DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
I live here merely to reply that: he is not your son and that is final.
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ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
WHO SAID I NEEDED PERMISSION TO ADOPT
WE DID. WE LITERALLY CREATED THE SNAKE
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?
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YOU BEE-STEPPING, CARPET KNOTTING, DISHWASHER-ELFED, MASCARA CONSERVING (for the environment), ASTHMATIC-WHEEZING, STANKY, FRENCH SQUIRREL!
FRIED ICE CUBE, BARRELS OF ANAL LUBE, TRYING TO SEDUCE A MOOSE, MADE IN VIETNAM, HALF-PRICED PS3, CHOKING ON A SNAIL, HELLSPAWN LOOKING ASS
*chicken at loss of words *
*runs away to the hostage of sneks *
(With her stash of tiny umbrellas, of course)
yay i won! eats my cheesecake
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?
yES
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
O.o
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
Yes, he's your murderous big brother. congrats. he's not the first.
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ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
WHO SAID I NEEDED PERMISSION TO ADOPT
WE DID. WE LITERALLY CREATED THE SNAKE
consider him not up for adoption
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
Yes, he's your murderous big brother. congrats. he's not the first.
No.
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oh my gosh Wonder finally went to bed thank goodness
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
Yes, he's your murderous big brother. congrats. he's not the first.
No.
ARROW YES
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
Yes, he's your murderous big brother. congrats. he's not the first.
No.
ARROW YES
WE HAVE HAD THIS ARGUMENT BEFORE NO I WILL KILL THE SNAKE MYSELF IF I HAVE TO
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😂
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ME AND LIZ DIDNT LET YOU ADOPT HIM YOU PRETTY MUCH KIDNAPPED HIM
WHO SAID I NEEDED PERMISSION TO ADOPT
prophecy, smoashy, boo prophecy
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prophecy, smoashy, boo prophecy
pandora the great despises harmony
so instead she shall spread misery
until everyone dies due to her witchery
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OK nobody answered my question
If arrow adopted the snake and then arrow adopted me, does that make the snake my sibling?yES
Yes, he's your murderous big brother. congrats. he's not the first.
No.
ARROW YES
Arrow no
See gabs doesn’t want him
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(I am going to unfollow this before my brain escapes through my ears in a gooey mess. I may be insane but this is just unhinged.)
@IamNOTachickenok
*ominous voice *
“Won…did you?”
The chicken holds husband snek, by the neck.
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DONT KILL
MY NEW MURDEROUS BIG BROTHER
IT WILL MAKE ARROW SAD
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(I am going to unfollow this before my brain escapes through my ears in a gooey mess. I may be insane but this is just unhinged.)
(You’re very welcome, goodbye.)
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Look, y'all, I am too tired to argue about this anymore; you win. I relinquish custody of the Snek. But I will not stop giving him hugs every time he drops by.