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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@IamNOTachickenok forum 26763 comments schedule
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Deleted user

too late I’m already gonna stab Force

ARROW THE WATER

What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme

heheh

still not weak against water btw

sighs in Ninjago fan

also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

group

too late I’m already gonna stab Force

ARROW THE WATER

What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme

heheh

still not weak against water btw

sighs in Ninjago fan

also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro

o h

person_off
Deleted user

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

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@False-andrew flash_on

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

@IamNOTachickenok

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.

group

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

WHOA WHOA WHOA
ok carry on

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Deleted user

WONDER I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

person_off
Deleted user

too late I’m already gonna stab Force

ARROW THE WATER

What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme

heheh

still not weak against water btw

sighs in Ninjago fan

also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro

o h

y e a h

person_off
Deleted user

ehehehehehehehh disappears in puff of smoke

person_off
Deleted user

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword

group

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides

person_off
Deleted user

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

cool!

person_off
Deleted user

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides

Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.

Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword

Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?

group

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.

Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat

I wHEEZED

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides

Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….

GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

person_off
Deleted user

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword

Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?

……what.

group

*chicken realizing what she’s done *

You…

cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed

Carpet eating

oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD

…..

creature.

Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin

where are you getting these

cackles MY hEAd!

can i learn the secret?

The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao

Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides

Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….

GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hands u a cheesecake

@IamNOTachickenok

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

group

wAT-

flash_on
@False-andrew flash_on

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword

Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?

……what.

I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade

person_off
Deleted user

IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU

IT IS MADE OF

GHOSTINESS

IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME

oh?

Why don’t we test that then?

because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)

DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS

ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword

Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?

……what.

I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

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@False-andrew flash_on

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

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Deleted user

(This went from chaotic chicken chat to chicken saga to chicken saga rp ig)

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@False-andrew flash_on

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

person_off
Deleted user

(singing softly) I'm so tired, I just want to sleep… but The Chicken keeps me up at night with her terrifying shriek…

There is a Force who dares to stand against The Chicken's wrath…. while I just try to keep my children safe and get my sister back to bed….

person_off
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no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

SCREECHES