too late I’m already gonna stab Force
ARROW THE WATER
What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme
heheh
still not weak against water btw
sighs in Ninjago fan
also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro
✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
group
too late I’m already gonna stab Force
ARROW THE WATER
What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme
heheh
still not weak against water btw
sighs in Ninjago fan
also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro
Spoiler - click to show.I saved Morro, Gabs, he's one of your other siblings
o h
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
flash_on
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.
group
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
WHOA WHOA WHOA
ok carry on
WONDER I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASLEEP
flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
too late I’m already gonna stab Force
ARROW THE WATER
What water, I'm rooting for ghost Aeme
heheh
still not weak against water btw
sighs in Ninjago fan
also sighs in Nya-is-awesome-and-rip-Morro
Spoiler - click to show.I saved Morro, Gabs, he's one of your other siblingso h
y e a h
ehehehehehehehh disappears in puff of smoke
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
cool!
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.
Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat
flash_on
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
Bill Gates slapping moldable slice of McDonald’s fries from the 90s.
Jeff Bezos licking alien cheek clapping Area 51 narrator narrating Naruto running turkey gulleted ball of rotten hamburger meat
I wHEEZED
flash_on
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
group
*chicken realizing what she’s done *
You…
cHeEsEcAkE bRaiNed
Carpet eating
oThEr crEaTiVe adJeCtiVeD
…..
…
creature.
Drywall inhailing free-form dancing troglodyte skinned bull headed cracker barrel 90 year old goblin
where are you getting these
cackles MY hEAd!
can i learn the secret?
The trick is to be completely off your rocker, totally certifiably insane and well versed in human psychology so you can craft the most devastating strange insults known to humankind lmao
Pillow that’s warm on BOTH sides
Gabs, for your own safety, dear, plz don't get involved….
GET INVOLVED I DARE YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hands u a cheesecake
Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.
group
wAT-
flash_on
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade
IM NOT WEAK AGAINST WATER AND MY SWORD IS VERY REAL THANK YOU
IT IS MADE OF
GHOSTINESS
IT CANNOT PENETRATE ME
oh?
Why don’t we test that then?
because I can assure you that it is perfectly capable of impaling you and I have clear intentions to stab you in the heart :)
DO IT YOU LAZY LUMP OF SENTIENT ECTOPLASMIC DOG TURDS
ghostie stabs Force with her very real and very dangerous ghostie sword
Looks down and then back at Sky Do you want that back, or. . .?
……what.
I'm asking if I can keep the sword. I pull it out and look at it with interest, watching as my ashy black blood runs down the blade
no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
flash_on
Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.
DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD
(This went from chaotic chicken chat to chicken saga to chicken saga rp ig)
flash_on
no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword
(singing softly) I'm so tired, I just want to sleep… but The Chicken keeps me up at night with her terrifying shriek…
There is a Force who dares to stand against The Chicken's wrath…. while I just try to keep my children safe and get my sister back to bed….
no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—
Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword