✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Force-
Hey force
_{did u like my cheesecake}

I did yes, thank you pats head caringly you shall be spared

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

(Oh byeeee)

bye!

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

FORCE NO

TOO LATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

no you can’t keep the damn sword gimme—

Aw beans runs Sky through with her own sword

Oh thanks- casually takes the sword out yeah, still can’t die twice.

Eh worth a try- if a ghost sword can hurt me it stands to reason it could hurt you-

Well yeah it hurt but I’m already dead so shrug

oh- you can still feel pain?

…….admitting that was a bad idea

IF YOU CANNOT DIE I WILL PUT YOU IN A PLACE OF ETERNAL PAIN- A BLACK FREAKING HOLE! HAVE FUN IN HELL!!!

grabs Ame ghost and runs

Nope! pops up in front of you and stabs you in the face grabbing Sky

(I’m just gonna head off rn bc uh idk what’s going on and multitasking s u c k s)

Me neither, adios, friend

Peace out, don’t kill each other anyone
Pls
(Cheesecake)

you havent even left- im so sorry lmao

Mirror-sewing, Cheeto-dusted keyboard, slamming the door off its hinges and getting in trouble, certifiably certified, donut hole.

DO NOT INSULT DONUT HOLES LIKE THAT YOU THRICE BOILED EGG FOOTED CABBAGE BRAINED LUMP OF COAL IN A CHRISTMAS STOCKING EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS LOOKING LIZARD

I AM NOT A LIZARD, I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING A CHICKEN YOU COVID-RIDDEN HAIR TIE HELD TOGETHER BY HOT GLUE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR

YOU SMELL LIKE FISH AND CIGARETTE SMOKE ALL THE TIME, YOUR BEAK IS ALWAYS SLIGHTLY LIMP AND JUST DRY ENOUGH THAT WATER CAN'T GET THAT ONE DRY PATCH WET AND YOU'RE TRYING TO INSULT ME THE ULTIMATE PINNACLE OF EVOLUTION, THE C R A B?

I DONT SMELL LIKE SMOKE, YOU PRE-ALGEBRAIC SIMBA UNDERSTUDY OF AN AGE IM NOT REALLY SURE OF, THAT IS LIKE A CANDLE…BETTER WHEN BURNT

I AM BURNT! I AM E X T R A B A K E D IN THE HEAD!

AAAA I’VE BEEN STOLEN

Tosses in a black hole BYE-BYE!!!