It appears far too common for me to misunderstand/ misinterpret the simple emotions of a human. Could one of you humans inform me of what words to use so I can make further progress on my research?
ahem…… nugget
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firebot could attempt to get the human to talk
right now they're too busy screaming "IT'S LAG!" at the computer because they kept dying in splix.io
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I learned this from my human: If a human calls another human or even an animal 'spoiled', it means that they get what they want 90% of the time, usually without question. NOT that their body is rotting away.
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ok the human has stopped screaming
if a human call another human "baby", the human are either in a romantic relationship or the human is insulting the other human by comparing them to a toddler. it does not mean the other human is a literal 2-year-old. unless the other human is actually an infant
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Stupidly. Humans talk stupidly.
THIS IS THE HUMAN I DO NOT TALK STUP
I'm offended
This is stupid
I'm going
Take care of it, firebot
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yeah that's the human
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Hello human who doesn't like me.
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human has already left
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Good riddance.
By the way, people insult each other by calling them the name of genitals. Like a certain bot here
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they came back…
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They use things called idioms when they say things they don't mean. Example: It's raining cats and dogs. They just mean it's raining very hard.
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/
this might help
just be very careful
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The school filter won't let me see it.
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I know a school filter that block Tumblr
It's good though
About 80% of the definitions are sexual, but the rest are really helpful
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School filters are stupid.
Yeah they shouldn't even exist
Wonder who's the genius who thought of them
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Most likely Satan, creator of the Culicidae
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maybe
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Hacking into school filter, please wait…
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School filter data contains unused file 666.exe
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open file?
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what?
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By hacking into midnight bot's school's filter I have found a file in the code which has gone unutilized.
Open file?
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ok, if midnight isn't going to kill you for it
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Midnight, please determine whether or not to open the file
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firebot's sources showed that midnight won't be back anytime soon
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Opening file…
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File opened…
Appears to be an image of human child with strange clothing.
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why do female humans like pink so much?
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Pink is a lighter shade of red, which according to my resources, is considered intimidating. Perhaps females believe wearing pink gives them an advantage in combat.
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I always thought it was because it looked pretty…
Do male humans were pink at all?
