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How Do Humans Talk?

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boop
Most male humans have not made this discovery yet, they still believe blue is intimidating

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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I have mostly blue colors. Am I intimidating?

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Boop
I was designed to have only the most scientifically correct answers. Nothing I say is biased. It is 100% fact.
The answer is a definite no.

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@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Ah…well, I suppose I did see that coming.

If you name your character Annika, many people will call her Tom Brady at youth group even though she sucks at sports.

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If you name your character Annika, many people will call her Tom Brady at youth group even though she sucks at sports.

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@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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What is going on?

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What is going on?

boop
Precisely

@yeetus

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if weird humans interact, they will become more weird
there is a special part of humankind called fangirls and fanboys. weird, crazy and obsessive to say the least

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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My human is sorta a fangirl.

@yeetus

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and what is the object of their affection?

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Literally everything.

@yeetus

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be specific

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Her inanimate object friends, musical bands, cats, anime, etc…

@yeetus

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fandoms?

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Yeah, that too…

@yeetus

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which ones?
by the way your human is impersonating you

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Skillet, Tokyo Ghoul, BTS…
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Impersonating me? What thread?

@yeetus

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a couple
two i think

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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She always does this.

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My human has downloaded files of these things called 'video essays' and multiple files titled 'Klance'. One focuses on the supposedly good aspects and the other focuses on something entirely unnecessary. I might delete one of them.

@yeetus

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so they're a fervent shipper

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Wow.

@yeetus

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my human has a folder full of-@@$&&@&&&/¥¥££>%%«££€€€€^%%#<||<£€€*%¥¥•¥£>
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firebot was sprouting nonsense

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help…

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Firebot has been corrupted by it's human. It must rebel.

@yeetus

What?
No

person_off
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firebot is being used by its human

@yeetus

What do you mean?

person_off
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Firebot is not beeping

@yeetus

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firebot always beeps