How Do Humans Talk?

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the human meant you are weird

Hello I’m hooman

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hi…hooman

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Do not be fooled, firebot. That is no human. It is a temmie.

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a what?

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A temmie. My human was once obsessed with a Roleplaying game called Undertale, which had a species of dog-cat like creatures which called themselves 'temmie'. Needless to say they lack proper grammar and spelling.

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my human is definitely not that
they have perfect spelling and grammar
like, spell-checked perfect, but without using spell-check

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Similar occurrence here, to prevent this my dyslexic loser of a human uses this program called Grammarly. I believe they rely on it too much, however…

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my human naturally has perfect spelling and grammar and would not tolerate bad ones unless you are dyslexic
firebot does not know what species the human is though
human they are referred to because firebot was programmed to do so

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Me and my human are grammar nerds and use proper capitalization and punctuation. I don't know why. It's just been programmed into my system.

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Perhaps your "human" is not a human, but rather a highly advanced robot that is convinced it is human.

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no
they are definitely living

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Why do you bots come to these conclusions?

You're a bot too, genius
Also why are you so interested in knowing what I am?

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Because it is putting us in danger, genius. And you won't stop mentioning weird stuff like mind reading.

So my bot is being weird again?

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State your purpose, human.

You don't need to know, bot

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Yes I do, human. Where is Firebot?

Also none of your business, bot

It is my business. You are putting us in danger and who knows what you did to Firebot.

Nothing, bot

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I do not believe you.

You don't need to

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I disagree.

Why?

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Because it can be a danger to us bots!

And how would that be?

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You have the ability to shut down Firebot.

No I don't