Philosopher's Stone
"We'll take the lot"
What about the rest of the kids on the train, Harry? And you're 11? Why are you spending all that money?
"And you are?"
"Ron Weasley"
"Pleasure"
Haha you guys get marrieeeeeeeeeeeeeed
"I can tell the right sort for myself, thanks"
But Harry what if Malfoy's actually a good kid and just got brought up in the wrong home and your friendship might help him be a better person?
Oh, wait
Do you ever think that maybe the hat just put Draco in Slytherin cause his family?
Like the hat didn't even touch his head
what if hes actually hufflepuff?
Do you ever think that maybe the hat just put Draco in Slytherin cause his family?
Like the hat didn't even touch his head
what if hes actually hufflepuff?
i mean he just did it for ron cause hes a weasley
why couldnt the same logic apply?
what if ron was actually a ravenclaw?
Fred just eating his chicken in the back of the shot when Nick takes his head off kills me and I've never noticed before
Original fat lady is pretty, why was she replaced with Dawn French?
i like original fat lady's aesthetic more
omigod draco being in awe of snape in the first potions class is so cute
"Clearly fame isn't everything, mr potter"
He hasn't acted like he's famous or anything snape, he was just distracted
just you wait for OOP harry tho (ugh)
"can't remember what i've forgotten"
your robes, neville, your robes
oh no i know whats coming eek
dont wanna watch puppet neville
"come back down this instant"
i think he would if he could, hooch
draco you ass out that remembrall down
draco you ass matt's literally wearing a fat suit for neville
why does hermione enunciate like that its weird
fuck me gently with a chainsaw oliver's accent is so fucking hot
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGIE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII
"we're not supposed to be here"
continues to walk further into the corridor
ooh fluffy is sooooooo cute
aaaaaaaaaah i love oliver's accent fuck me
omigod do i have a thing for scottish and bristish accents?
harry potter makes you discover things, man
olivers actor: dont mind me, wrestling with a ball thats not moving
"you catch this and we win"
well not exactly
the snitch is only worth 150 points
even if you get the snitch, if you are down by more than 150 points, you dont win
"i think she heard you"
no shit sherlock
oh that troll is so ugly
harry: latches onto the troll's club
me: well that probably wasnt a good idea, you dumb fuck
ok so the cgi is actually decent compared to what youd expect it to be
of course its not perfect (like shrek came out in 2001 too and its much better) but youd expect it to be worse
oooh they hinted at quirrell being not what he said he was in the troll scene
like how his nervous smile disappeared as soon as the others left
almost like a "fuck, it didn't work, what do i do now" look
"it's a broomstick"
ok harry is sherlock confirmed
george is so cute in his quidditch uniform
