I'm binging the Harry Potter movies and here are my thoughts while

ok but lee jordan sounds like a girl

ok the slytherin seeker is kinda cute but dont remember his name

i remain a george simp but oliver is hot too

flint is so ugly ew

flint you ASS knocking oliver off

ew flints voice is gross too

ok so in the scene where hermione's binoculars go to snape muttering the counter-jinx, you can clearly see quirrell staring way too intently at harry
thats how you cast a jinx - by maintaining constant eye contact

i love picking up on this

why is hermiones first instinct fire

haha harry swallows it

ew why that sound affect

"snape wasn't blinking"
neither was quirrell, you blind fuck

wizard chess be violent

"happy christmas"
who the fuck says happy christmas
it's merry christmas

"who is it? show yourself"
show yourself, step into your power! grow yourself into something new!

ugh why do they look so old they were in their twenties when they died

"do you think this mirror shows the future"
"how can it if my parents are dead"

DECEASED

"i trust my now you know what it does…let me give you a clue"

if hes supposed to know what it does, why does he need a clue?

hegwid is so PRETTY

yo hogwarts is actually so huge what

"immortal?"
"it means you'll never die"
"i know what it means!"

haha you guys get marrieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

their robes flowing behind them as they run is such an aesthetic tho

i love when hagrid says "i should not have told you that" basically every time he talks its so adorable why isnt he a hufflepuff

norbert is co cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

malfoy you snobby bitch i love you

his little double take glace when mcgonagall says "all four of you" cause he didnt think hed get in trouble is ONE OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS

hagrid being worried about norbert is so wholesome

ok but why does nothing exciting happen in the end half of the movie
this is so boring
just seeing harry attacked by keys

oh draco's little sad face when he realises that slytherin lost the house cup

Chamber of Secrets

ok is it bad that i dont like dobby

GEORGE IS BACK