In Which I Talk of My Relations with A Mans

thanks Dom! Also thanks for like,,, following this! It means so much to me that you guys care about my outside life so much 😊

this

this i got sent three hours ago by his stupid ass

AT FOUR O’ CLOCK IN THE MORNING

IT’S A SCHOOL DAY

already such despair

keep him

Red I didn’t want to hear opinions as to what I should do to him

That's fair

though I also didn't say how you should keep him but I digress

Lmao I will kidnap him and make him sleep 24 hours a day

nah that’s weird

I’ll just yell at him

lmaoo sounds like a plan then

god

fucking

damnit

remind me why I love Nate again?

I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM DURING LUNCH, HE CLOCKS ME IN THE FUCKING NOSE, AND GIVES ME A NOSEBLEED

fuck

i still enjoyed myself

Today on our date we were looking at Reddit memes, and we stumbled upon a caronavirus meme with this template

and at the very bottom (the smartest person), it said simply “Move to Greenland” and Nate asked me if I knew it.

Obviously I knew it, I had a childhood, and I was like, “Yeah it’s a Plague Inc meme” and I swear I’ve never seen so much joy and love in his eyes from that.

“You were always cute, but you're more cute when you're mad.”

“I’ll incinerate you.”

“ I'll dismember you first 😘”

(you can guess who is who)

“ I log every you ❤️🥰😗🥰😋😛”

lmao thanks for the reassurance

and naturally, to the log every you, I responded,

“I log every you too! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘”

I was obviously the more awake person, so I promptly saved his previous text message for the abyss that is my blackmailing rights

Our lunch shifts got changed because of the second semester, and now we share a lunch shift, which means more nonsense.

Nate stole a pin I had on my lunchbox

took the wire to my headphones and we almost played tug-o-war, until I physically made him stop and took my article of possession back

And I got permission to randomly pet him whenever I like, because “The element of surprise” excites him, mostly after I admitted that, yes, I was coming up with stupid reasons to touch his hair

_{it’s so soft}

lmao except it would be romantic and I wouldn’t keep my hands off, and we’d be surrounded by friends

though he doesn’t seem to mind

but we decided that he’s the fuzzy one of this relationship

and honestly that’s ok

being fuzzy requires having a nice scalp, which i do not have

Nate is really grumping it up today, so this conversation happened:

“yeah FOR ME

jeez don’t get your panties into a twist”

“I just got a flash of anger when you said panties for some reason”

“your panties

they need to calm

cus they’re in such a bunch right now“

“Did you not read what I sent”

“Thank you for coming in and making me feel”

He didn’t finish the text

probably unintentionally

it made me laugh waaaay too hard.

We were talking about some dance that’s today that I couldn’t go to bc I didn’t have a dress, so he’s essentially gonna go there with his grumpy and in-pain self and suffer at the very loud party without me. I told him he should definitely send me pictures of his semi-formal self

but like

after he promised that’s all he sent

that’s the context and I’m just gonna ignore him now

bc his grumpiness is overwhelming and I’m feeling very positive today.

He didn’t send me anything or respond to anything I sent after that last night.

I’m gonna instill some self control and let him text me first.

That might take several more hours, but honestly I don’t want to put up with his grumpiness right now.

But today’s Sunday so he’s at church, so I’m banking on the fact that it’ll make him feel a little better. Because that’s what church does, right?

I’m an atheist. I’m interested in learning about religion, though, but it was a whole big thing between Nate and I when he realized I don’t practice anything.

But you know, I just feel we’re in control of our own fate, and nothing should control that for us.