Me: Hot take: Kovu is a furry discount Zuko
Friend: close?
Friend: but not exactly
Friend: zuko has bad dad
Friend: kovu has no dad
Me: They have the same aesthetic
Late-Night or just plain strange text convos, please
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Me: Hot take: Kovu is a furry discount Zuko
Friend: close?
Friend: but not exactly
Friend: zuko has bad dad
Friend: kovu has no dad
Me: They have the same aesthetic
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March 19, 3:49 am
C:If you die a sudden mysterious death, cam I use your skin to bind a book?
M:Bold of you to assume I don't have a plan for my body once I die
C:Touche
C:I'm being serious though because anthropocentric bibliopegy is probably one of the coolest things I've ever heard about and you're one of the few people I know who'd be (maybe) okay with it.
M: Ask {Name Redacted} about that stuff. She might have heard about it. Also, I kind of am. How about whoever dies first, the other person can use their skin to bind the book
M:But you can only take my skin, nothing else
C: Deal. Do you have an organ donor card already?
M:No
C:Oh
C:What's the legal age you can get one?
M:Besides, I'm cremating all of my body besides my skull. Then I'm donating those ashes to a place that can make my ashes into gems and turning them into two dark red gems and putting them in my eye sockets and having a slit on the top on my skull to hold a fancy dagger
C: I have no words for this
M: Why
C: That's amazing
C: Who's gonna use your fancy dagger skull?
M: It will be on the mantel of my descendants
C: Like a fireplace mantel?
M: Yes
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(I now have a plan for what I'm gonna do when I die)
(Honestly, I have no idea who this M person is. But nice.)
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april 1, 2:14 am
me: hey, a?
a: what?
me: you should join roller derby, we can slay zombies on skates together.
a: let's be roller derby kings.
me: yes. tell b to get their apocalypse kit.
To answer the questions, M is Me and C is my Cousin. Thank you for the answers on organ donor card and I'm glad people like what I want to do with my body once I die and don't think it is weird.
L: Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I’m missing all of you
S: Aww missing everyone too!
F: Miss y’all too!!
M: Y'all are out here missing each other but I'm in the corner achieving peak performance by not doing calculus and helping internet friends with quadratic equations lmao
F: Do your calculus
M: Shut up
(At 2am, in a google hangouts chat)
Me: if your ass was split horizontally instead of vertically , would it clap when you ran down the stairs ??
My friend: Stell, it's late, go to bed.
(also thank you for this because it inspired me to go back and read my old midnight texts with my friends and hell i'm having a good time)
Last Night/ early this morning
M (Me): Can I sign legal documents in sparkly pen?
C (Cousin): No, only black and blue pen
M: But I have a black pen with sparkles in it. They never specify if anything can be in the ink
C: no
M: Plus imagen how cool it would look to have your name signed in sparkly black ink on your wedding certificate or whatever it is called.
C: only straight black and blue pen
M: But I'm not straight
C: Doesn't matter. The government doesn't approve of your kind all the way, so you have to lead them off your trail
M: "Your Kind"? Makes me feel like a unicorn
C: No, you're more like a kraken, you like the ocean and are willing to drown people
M: And almost nobody believes in me :)
M: But seriously, no glitter pens
C: No
C: only straight black and blue pen
What about red?
C: only straight black and blue pen
What about red?
It depends on the document. Like wedding certificates have to be in blue and black, but for a house? They consider red to be a"more" binding color.
Blood.
Blood.
Not exactly what I was going for, but okay!
Well isn't that why red ink was a thing?
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(Who was the OP?)
Earlier today.
Context: My Discord nickname on the server is "Josephyne but not Joestar"
T: Why not Joestar?
Me: Because I just ain't a Joestar
Wait actually gimme a sec I wanna look something up.
T: I'm waiting
Me: I searched but none of my questions were answered.
T: What was your question?
Me: I wanted to know if I could legally change my last name to Joestar.
T: You can legally change your name to anything if you're old enough or have parental consent.
Me: Well I know what I'm doing once I get out of the house. Maybe.
T: You should do it for the memes. Can I start calling you JoJo?
Me: YES bruh imagine I'm in college or smth and everyone calls me JoJo then they find out my last name is Joestar.
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Somewhere
In a very sketchbook of mine
I have a red-brown smear
and under it I wrote
'Red pen? Red paint? NOPE. IT'S BLOOD'
I'll try to find it