Let's meet each others' characters

(Lol)

(Mark left… aw)

Me: What the fork did I just witness.
M: I have no clue.

M & Me: Looks at each other, and rises to leave

Me: I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY FAMILY'S IMPROMTU ICE CREAM PARTY.
Mei-ling: turning to Blaine They are sooo weird….
Matteo: Uh, hey guys. Hey Blaine….
Everyone: AAAHHHH!!!
Liam: Matteo where the craters have you BEEN??!???!?!!??
Matteo: Uhh…….I was at….mumbles
Cece: You were where? Speak up dear.
Matteo: I was–holds up book as if it explains everything
Me: Ah, I see. You were trying to read up on the new novel I've put you in.
Matteo: nods Liz will be with me still, right?
Me: She your twin sister. Without her you're half of a whole. Yes, Matteo, Elizabeth will still be in the book with you.

(imma leave)

Kiomi: WHY am I here these people are all American
Me: Be nice I need you to meet new people
Kiomi: I don't wanna 'pouts'
Me: 'sigh' be mature ms. 16-24 y. o. and introduce yourself belted though we may be
Kioni: Fine, my name is Kiomi I live in an alternate medieval/dark ages of Europe time period with a ton of other mythical beings. I was supposed to be mature but then she 'points accusingly at author' realized that growing up with one good role model does not make for a normal and well adjusted character so… here I am
Me: It's not my fault you aren't a normal human
Kiomi: raises eyebrows pointedly
Me: mutters under breath about characters having a mind of their own

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

Cameron (My character): Hoh. That guy's name is spelled weird.
Me: Don't stare!

Ivanna: Hello, sweetie.
Melody: Stop it with the Doctor Who references.
Me: Little do they know I based them off of Doctor Who characters….
Ivanna and Melody together: Wait, what?

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

Cameron (My character): Hoh. That guy's name is spelled weird.
Me: Don't stare!

Camren: :3
Me: (chuckles) Camren is always happy. He doesn't care what others think.

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

Cameron (My character): Hoh. That guy's name is spelled weird.
Me: Don't stare!

Camren: :3
Me: (chuckles) Camren is always happy. He doesn't care what others think.

Cameron: Continues to stare

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

Cameron (My character): Hoh. That guy's name is spelled weird.
Me: Don't stare!

Camren: :3
Me: (chuckles) Camren is always happy. He doesn't care what others think.

Cameron: Continues to stare

Me: Cameron, dude, stop staring at Camcam.
Camren: ?

Cameron:(female) Whoa. Three Camerons. Or two Camerons and one Camren.
Me: Don't be rude
Cameron: I'm not being rude! puts hands up in surrender

(walks in) 'Sup!
Camren (My character): (walks in) HELLO!

Cameron (My character): Hoh. That guy's name is spelled weird.
Me: Don't stare!

Camren: :3
Me: (chuckles) Camren is always happy. He doesn't care what others think.

Cameron: Continues to stare

Me: Cameron, dude, stop staring at Camcam.
Camren: ?

Cameron: ??????
Me: Hey, he can look at who he likes! Because he is the best person alive! Suddenly gets defensive because Cameron is my 75-year-old 35 lookin' child

Cameron (Steps back behind me, which fails miserably, considering he's 6'5): There are so many Camerons…

Camren: Yeah..Me: (walks out) I'M DONE.

Cameron: 0-0 Looks between Carmen and Cameron
Me: Sighs M, get the door.
M (Looking thoroughly entertained): Whatever you say…

Damian and Tyler: What do you mean?
Me: whispers I have too many pairs of twins in my character bank, it's driving me nuts….
Liz and Matteo: Hey!
Random character: Hi
Me: Whoa wait who are you? searches for memory of random character

M: I have a twin… Vietnam flashbacks

Me: Same tho
Liz, Matteo, Damian, and Tyler: S'cuse you?
Me: Nada nada

Camren: You maybe wanna… act out Llamas with Hats episode two?
Me: DID I HEAR MY CALL

Me: Whattup, y'all I'm Sol I'm 19 and I never learned how to read
Jk but this is not about me, so let me introduce-
Jem, forcing his way out of the duffel bag: Sol, wtfudge why would you put me in a bag! That is not the way to treat your favourite OC!
Me: Yeah, sure, favourite OC, it's time to introduce yourself
Jem: Aw dope! Well, I'm Jem I'm 23 I work as an art teacher at Hawkins middle school and I am-
Me: Ya cool now let other characters introduce themselves
Jem: Aww, fine.

Me: throws hands up in defense I've got nothing against them! Honestly. Sometimes Skye and Daniel are just…
Skye and Daniel: We're just what?
Me: mutters under my breath so they can't hear

Me: hahahah I know ri-
M: Glaring at ferociously

Me: reaches down into the depths of my soul I love all of my Beans!
Kelly: Me the most though, right? I mean, you use me for everything and love me like a daughter.
Paige: No fair! She tortures me!
Me: …
Kelly: Answer the question.
Venus: VENDER FOREVER!
Evie: Um… what the heck?! Does my telekinesis even work here?
Abby: Is everyone okay?
Camie: Goodness, Abby, I'm fine! dies of sickness
Castor: Hey, Kelly…
Kelly: Screw you, go away.
Paige: cries What even is this?!
Me: IS IT 2:45 AM and I am boooooooored!
Venus: runs around screaming Vender at the top of her lungs
Tia: runs around screaming Feria at the top of her lungs
Paige: I have a ship. It doesn't have a name…
Estelle: ICE POWERS BOO-YAH!
Shiloh: plays with lekku
Louise & Starr: MIRACULOUS! SIMPLY THE BEST!
Me: NO
Louise & Starr: UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WROOOOOOONG!
Darcelle: sharpens knife blade
Bryn: chases Keekee around in circles
Me: IT'S 2:50 I'M BORED AND I JUST WANT SLEEP
Reyna: irritates Evelyn and Cho
Melissa: blends into shadows and never comes out
Missy: gets shot I'm fine. gets infected by alien poison I'm fine.
Tawnya: ditches Erik SET IT ALL FREE ALL FREE ALL FREE
Paige: dies
Talia: bawls her eyes out for Paige
Monique: Yes, Jeanine.
Corinthia: I want to win the prince's heart, but I also don't even care
Sabrina: … YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE ME
Me: I'M SORRY, THAT RP DIED!
Sabine: I must protect dear Rosella from Ivan, but also give my heart to the one that I love…
Vienna: Sabrina, I feel you.
Sabrina: Thank you.
Megan: BET Y'ALL DON'T REMEMBER ME!
Reese: COLLEGE, YEET!
Lolita: Pietro…? Piper…?
Maggie: All by myself!
Andi: Cliche Rp was a bust…
Eseme: This died before it started
Kellie: Nope…
Willow: May the Force be with me, may the Force be with me…
Me: SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE SO MANY CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!

Me: On a scale of 1 to CRAZY… how many do you know?

(It is 3 AM, I am bored, don't you DARE judge…)

Cameron: I am confusion (In like that vine voice)
M: https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/P2Z9X-G29fR9FND094REN5CmQE4=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F352568%2F88cde5b3-fdb5-4578-bf8e-11358b71fcfe.jpg
Me: okkkaaaay um… hey M, where's Neo?
M: Why the Hell would I know?
Me: Good god chill out.
M: You're the one who DRAGGED me here. You said we'd make new friends, and no one has commented on my tie yet.
Me: I said I liked your tie!
M: YOU DON'T COUNT!
Me Looking at Cameron: You like his tie, right?
Cameron Looking at M: Um, sure.
M Tentsion and anger flicking off of like flame: Yeah, surrreeeee you do.