Let's meet each others' characters

Piper: Lolita?
Shiloh: Why am I even here.
Ethan: Usually I would be quick to disagree with the princess but yes, Nat, why are we here.
Me: Because you two are going to be adorable.
Shiloh: ……

Damien Dawson: gasp I saw another Damien! Except, their name is spelled differently. Shame.
Rosaline Mercury: Dames, calm down.
Damien: boops her nose, to bug her Never.
Me: whispers, giddily ship ship ship–
Rosaline: What!? Damien and I!? Are you joking!? We're just friends!
Damien: Yeah, we met each other almost three days ago now!
Me: getting louder Ship Ship Ship Ship–
William Warf: joins me Ship Ship Ship Ship–
Damien: Will, not you too!
Mark Iplier: Joins will and me Ship Ship Ship Ship–
Rosaline: MARK! CEASE THIS!
Celine: is sitting in the corner, looking at her nails, bored
Damien: Celine, I swear if you start this too….
William, Mark, and Me: slowly getting louder and louder SHip SHip SHip SHip–
Celine: looks up as though noticing what's going on for the first time.
Damien: glares at Celine, his sister.
Celine: Well, I hate Rosaline she's an ignorant moron, so of course I won't ship her with my twin brother.
Rosaline: gestures to Celine. SEE! Thank you.– Wait a minute…
Damien: Hey, don't talk to Rosaline that way!
William, Mark, and Me: loud as can be, there is no stopping the fanboys and fangirl SHIP SHIP SHIP SHIP–
Damien and Celine: arguing
Rosaline just watching the chaos that is ensuing
Rosaline: What the fu–

Me: OKAY! TIME TO INTRODUCE THE CHARACTERS I'M MOST PROUD OF!
Kaden: pokes her head into the room You called?
Greyson: poked his head in above Kaden's Did I head "Character's you're most proud of?
Makeana: pokes her head in below Kaden. Someone say "Introduce characters?"
Elania: pops her head in from upside down You're proud of me?
Jamie: jumps through the doorway I'M HERE TOO!
Me: Yup! Go introduce yourselves!
Kaden: Steps forward and waves Hi! I'm Kaden Respont. THis loser has changed my name at least three times now, made me get raised in an abusive home, has put me on an emotional rollercoaster when it comes to relationships, and has tortured me three separate times, AND watched my sister die.
Me: cuts her off and laughs nervously They don't need to know the details.
Greyson: Hello! I'm the emotional rollercoaster that Kaden was put on. My real name is Greyson Travestine. My sister and I watched my parents and my other sister (who was two years old) burn in a fire and die. Then I watched my girlfriend get tortured in front of me. THEN I watched my sister's dead body get flaunted before me. AND THEN–
Me: ENOUGH ENOUGH OKAY NEXT
Makeana: steps out Hey! My name is Makeana Respont, Kaden's older sister. I was raised in an abusive home with my sister. I watched my parents and my mother die. I practically raised my sister after they died. Then, I was in another abusive relationship that ended poorly and the guy wound up becoming the leader of a rival group that wants to take over the planet. My sister was tortured three separate times and I watched once. I almost died and went into a coma for five months.
Me: mumbles maybe this wasn't such a good idea…
Elania steps out What up! I'm Elania Travestine! I watched my parents die, got physically beat up multiple times, lost the love of my life, and watched my two best friends die.
Me: smiles nervously
Jamie: skips on stage HI IM JAMIE FORESTER IM COOL AND THE ONLY BAD THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME WAS I GOT PUNCHED BY A HOT GIRL (AKA MAKEANA) AND WATCHED MY GIRLFRIEND DIE (aka makeana) THEN COME BACK TO LIFE SO MY LIFE IS ALL COTTENBALL AND RAINBOWS!! beams with happiness
Kaden: …
Greyson: …
Makeana: …
Elania: …
Kaden: WHY COULDN'T YOU MAKE ME LIKE HIM!?
Greyson: WHY DOES HE GET THE GOOD PARTS OF THE STORY!?
Makeana: I'm so happy my little cotton ball is okay…
Elania: WTF WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR!?
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
runs away

Me: Evanna, why don't you introduce yourself now?
Evanna: silent glaring
Me: Merek, you take care of this one.
Merek: Hello, this is Evanna she's my best coughonlycough friend, she's the princess of Grisflaw and we live in the capitol city, Clarec. She likes sparring and climbing, her favourite animal is dragons and she's upset right now bc her father told her to stop challenging everyone to duels
Evanna: Its not everyone, just the people who deserve it! Jerelii called me a weak priss! I could kick his arse any day, he's made of limp noodles!
Me: Its okay, Evanna. We know your not a weak priss. whispers we've seen how you can be when you're upset. Anywho, Merek! You're up!
Merek: Glory day, my name's Merek Everessson, I'm a bard and I like to climb with and tease Evanna and write mocking songs about her throwing knife skills and occasionally about anyone who dares mock her besides me
Jem: Man you guys are lucky, living in a fantasy world. I'm just a plain old art teacher in Idaho Falls

Cameron: I am confusion (In like that vine voice)
M: https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/P2Z9X-G29fR9FND094REN5CmQE4=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F352568%2F88cde5b3-fdb5-4578-bf8e-11358b71fcfe.jpg
Me: okkkaaaay um… hey M, where's Neo?
M: Why the Hell would I know?
Me: Good god chill out.
M: You're the one who DRAGGED me here. You said we'd make new friends, and no one has commented on my tie yet.
Me: I said I liked your tie!
M: YOU DON'T COUNT!
Me Looking at Cameron: You like his tie, right?
Cameron Looking at M: Um, sure.
M Tentsion and anger flicking off of like flame: Yeah, surrreeeee you do.

Aeson goes up to M: I like your tie. somewhat looks him up and down then casually looks away

M: Glaring at Okay, so if you pauses, then adds emphasis to next word KINDA like my tie then what's the point of starting this conversation??
Me: M stop being rude my god. Smiles kindly at Aeson He's very thankful.

Me: Shoves Ellen into the room Socialize, you don't do that enough!
Ellen: Stares at the general chaos How 'bout no?
Me: How 'bout yes?
Ellen: Glares at me before walking into the room Hi

Sabine: Hi!
Paige: … Hi
Venus: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
Melissa: blends into wallpaper and disappears
Me: facepalm Why did I make you all introverts?

Ender: Hell yes you do V.
Rory: HeyeverybodyI'msoexcitedtobehere
Annika: Wow. More idiots.
Allegra: Hey y'all
Seth: awkward wave Hey guys!
Mona: eyeroll Great. People.
Kit: FRIENDS!
Piper: Salutations.
Tyson: Uh….hi…..

Ender: Hell yes you do V.
Rory: HeyeverybodyI'msoexcitedtobehere
Annika: Wow. More idiots.
Allegra: Hey y'all
Seth: awkward wave Hey guys!
Mona: eyeroll Great. People.
Kit: FRIENDS!
Piper: Salutations.
Tyson: Uh….hi…..

Cameron (The only one of my characters who noticed the noise): 0-0

me: HEY Guys!!
Pheonix: SHUSH! im trying to sleep!
Lucky:Guys HELP!! she keeps changing my age! Don't mind me if i turn into a 5 year old soon
Me: Be glad i created you guys

Ellen: Okay let me leave now.
Me: NO

Venus: I'm a terrible girlfriend!
Paige: tries to console her
Paige: dies
Abby: My life is falling apart!
Abby: beams for the sake of her friends
Me: I'm done.

Venus: I'm a terrible girlfriend!
Paige: tries to console her
Paige: dies
Abby: My life is falling apart!
Abby: beams for the sake of her friends
Me: I'm done.

Cameron: Can i leave please that couple over there is not doing too well i think this is just tearing people apart um
M: Shut the fuck up Cameron no one CARES
Me: M STOP HOLY CRAP

Venus: I'm a terrible girlfriend!
Paige: tries to console her
Paige: dies
Abby: My life is falling apart!
Abby: beams for the sake of her friends
Me: I'm done.

Ender: sTOP SAYING YOU'RE A TERRIBLE GIRLFRINED
Me: Drama wow

Ellen: Yeah, let me leave.
Me: NO Ellie.
Ellen: Don't CALL ME THAT

Venus: I'M A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND!

Ender: NO. YOU'RE. NOT.

Cameron: Slinks away to smol lonely corner as M grins like a meany
Me: Why do I even try with you, M.

Ellen: These people are complete messes. I'm leaving.
Me: Right, like you don't have problems.
Ellen: Scowls while throwing a rude gesture my way
Me: Honey I taught you better then that.

Venus: breaks down
Missy: Calm. Down. I live in a gas station with, like, 5 boys, so chill.

Luca: Darn right.

Ellen: Cringes Esh, that's gotta be fun.

Me: Hey Cameron has 12 kids so… Realizes I can't do anything to benefit the situation
M: Hears the thought and smirks surreptitiously

Missy: Yeah, you're telling me. Surviving an apocalypse with these knuckleheads wasn't exactly easy…

Ellen: I'm one of the only girls in my crew. There's like, two others, and me. Oh, and my cat.