Let's meet each others' characters

M: Hey someone's ex used to like cats
Cameron (From across the room): M SHUT UP!!

Ellen: I did. Holds up cat. This is Kathrine I call her Kat for short. Say hi Kat.
Kat: Grumpy meow

Venus: AWFUL GIRLFRIEND

Ellen: I did. Holds up cat. This is Kathrine I call her Kat for short. Say hi Kat.
Kat: Grumpy meow

(Sorry for commenting twice but this is perfect)

M:

Ellen: …okay.
Kat: Stares judgmentally at M
(I gtg :(

Ellen: …okay.
Kat: Stares judgmentally at M
(I gtg :(

(Ok)

M: Realizes people are staring and snaps back into nonemotion what?

Evanna: watching Kat, trying not to make it obvious
Merek: Do you like the cat? You can't hide your obvious staring from me.
Evanna: Nooo..! Cats are vermin. Furry little rascals.. so furry..
Merek: Sure.
Evanna: Alright, yes I like the cat it's adorable! runs up to Ellen May I please pet your cat?
Jem: stares at Kat in displeasure

Me: So lets have a game show! game show setting appears behind me
Jackson: B-but I don't l-like water!
Sparrow: brings out archery stuff Where do I sign up?
Harley: Sparrow! Mom said come home for dinner!
Sparrow: Groans Are we having rice and beans again?!

Ellen: Nods and hands Kat to Evanna Here. She likes being scratched under the chin.
(I won't be on til later my dudes)

Alex, falls from the ceiling because she telepkrted wrong: HELLO EVERYONE!
Zoe: Dude we're late!
Cammie: H-hello….
Chris: Hello
Laffette: Hey mind if we pop in guys?

Luca: Sharpening knife Sure mate.
Rory: Runs over and hugs Zoe HELLO

Zoe: Hugs back. HELLO RANDOM PERSON!
Cammie: Looks around awkwardly.
Laffette: Guys be nice.
Alex: But I am
Chris: Sits there silently.

Ellen: Great. More people.

Rory: You….sniff….you don't remember me?
Mona: looks up from book That's surprising.

Zoe: Looks very confused. Who are you?
Cammie: Pulls out Chris's phone. I wanna see a movie
Chris: Give that back!
Alex: Pulls out all her weapons. Anyone up for battle?

Danielle: Bet you all forgot about me. ZANDER! MACHA!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?
Me: Dani shh.
Shiloh: Nat help.
Ethan: Shiloh it's a cotton ball.
Sholoh: They're little fluffs of death.
Me: facepalms

Tara: Sup.
Me: You're from a medieval fantasy universe, you don't say "Sup".
Tara: I do what I want!

Evie: picks up random things with telekinesis
Me: No, not here!

Tara: Nice skills, but can you turn into a bat at will?
Me: Stop gloating. We all know you're a vampyre.

Tara: Nice skills, but can you turn into a bat at will?
Me: Stop gloating. We all know you're a vampyre.

Bryn: Nice. Have you ever tried to tame a Deadly Nader that doesn't trust you one bit?
Me: Brynhild!

Tara: Nice skills, but can you turn into a bat at will?
Me: Stop gloating. We all know you're a vampyre.

Bryn: Nice. Have you ever tried to tame a Deadly Nader that doesn't trust you one bit?
Me: Brynhild!

Tara: A what now?

Ellen: Y'all are crazy.
Me: Right, and you aren't.
Ellen: Keep me out of this.

Tara: I am not crazy! I am a well educated law enforcement officer!
Me: You were taught everything you know about law enforcement from a midwife who is also a witch and slightly mental.
Tara: And her wife, who is a high-ranking law enforcement officer.
Me: Fair enough.

Cameron: I am confusion (In like that vine voice)
M: https://i.amz.mshcdn.com/P2Z9X-G29fR9FND094REN5CmQE4=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/https%3A%2F%2Fblueprint-api-production.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fuploads%2Fcard%2Fimage%2F352568%2F88cde5b3-fdb5-4578-bf8e-11358b71fcfe.jpg
Me: okkkaaaay um… hey M, where's Neo?
M: Why the Hell would I know?
Me: Good god chill out.
M: You're the one who DRAGGED me here. You said we'd make new friends, and no one has commented on my tie yet.
Me: I said I liked your tie!
M: YOU DON'T COUNT!
Me Looking at Cameron: You like his tie, right?
Cameron Looking at M: Um, sure.
M Tentsion and anger flicking off of like flame: Yeah, surrreeeee you do.

Aeson goes up to M: I like your tie. somewhat looks him up and down then casually looks away

M: Glaring at Okay, so if you pauses, then adds emphasis to next word KINDA like my tie then what's the point of starting this conversation??
Me: M stop being rude my god. Smiles kindly at Aeson He's very thankful.

Aeson glares back: oh yea? at least be grateful that someone actually noticed your dumb tie.
Starts dragging Aeson back into the darkness: Not another fight Aeson!! I'm sorry for his RUDE behavior, we'll be leaving now…
Aeson tries going back into the spot light: Stop it!! This prick is asking for it!!

M, swivling his glare onto the approaching, fellow asshole: Well f-
Me Interupting M: HAAHAHAHAH WE SHOULD GET GOING TOO GUYS!
Cameron: Hops up

Tara: Nice skills, but can you turn into a bat at will?
Me: Stop gloating. We all know you're a vampyre.

Bryn: Nice. Have you ever tried to tame a Deadly Nader that doesn't trust you one bit?
Me: Brynhild!

Tara: A what now?

Bryn: That's right.
Me: Okay, that's enough. pushes her out the door and Evie comes back
Evie: Can I use my powers now?
Me: pinches the bridge of my nose Fine, good ahead.
Evie: immediately starts making random things in the room float

Tara: Black magic!
Me: Tara, telekinesis isn't black magic. Your boyfri- I mean, friend can use telekinesis for God's sake!
Tara: Whatever. Wait, what?
Me: I haven't reached that point in the plot yet, don't worry.

(Guys may I remind you that I explicitly said no swearing in this chat, please?)