Literally a Chat made soley out of Vine quotes

jumps off a counter I'M GAY

Zack, STAHP U GONNA GET IN tRoUbLe

Zack, STAHP U GONNA GET IN tRoUbLe

ZACK STAHP

blows vape
Wow.

Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

Oh sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy mmmblocking out the haters

“Son ofva bitch Sammy”
“That’s gonna give you lung cancer Dean”
“You’re moms gonna give me lung cancer”
“We have the same mom and she’s dead Deeean”

“Has this bank ever been robbed?”
“Not that I know of.”

BAGEL BOYS WITH CREAM CHEESE

Here's my impression of Shakira washing her hands with hot water
AAAaAaaAa

“A potato flew around my room before you came excuse”
“AAAAaaAaAAAAAaaaaAaAaaA!”

Hey welcome back IM STILL A PIECE OF GARBAGE

FUCK YEAH FRIDAY!!!!

“Guys, this is my jam. This is my- turn that song off. This is my jam guys”

I'M 16 AND MY GRANDMOTHER

“Can you read this out loud to the class?”
“No I can not.”
“Waddup my name is Jared, I’m nineteen, and I never fucking learned how to read.”

"A potato flew around my-"
"Bitch I'd eat that fuckin' potato"
"BITCH YOU EAT EVERYTHING"

"When you come in here, you are 12"
"moM I AM 18–"
smack
"would you like a kids menu?"
"…yes I do"

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK Hits head

"Remember, nobody can hate you more than you already hate yourself"
cries

"People say i need to go to college to do what I love"
"I dont need no degree to be a clothing hanger!"

ANYONE CAN COOK
Insert rat and screeming

We all gonna die, you either kill yourself or get killed
what chu gonna do?

"Why is everyone afraid of love?"
"LOVE!"
Screams