Literally a Chat made soley out of Vine quotes

peel the avacaado
guacamole, guac-guacamole

I DIE YOU DIEIN WITH MEH. AIN'T NO CHOICE

chickohn
chick-chick-chickohn
chickohn
chick-chick-chickohn

LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

oh yes wait a minute mr postman
_heyyyyyyy

FUCK YO CHICKEN STRIPS

what up I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Techno Waffle
Throws waffles out window

Can I get a waffle?
Can I please get a waffle?

FRE SHAVACADO

fuck off Janet, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower

Becky. I MADE BISCUTS

15 cars
cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

Road work ahead. Uh yeah. i sure hope it does

Get in losers we're going shopping

Put that candy back. I'm not buying your shit

drops down from the ceiling

🎶 I heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it 🎶

Sings loudly and horribly
in the distance "STOP!"
"Yes"

Is there anything better than p*ssy. YES A REALLY GOOD BOOK

I LOOOVVVE CHEESE PUUUFFFFFS

Dances in room

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

This is my jam! This is my–turn that song off. This is my JAM!

Plays trumbone

Hi, my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow

"these pens are so cute"
"Zack, that's gay."
"…"
"we've been dating for-"

A spoon full of sugar
I'm still eating this Eats spaghetti

"Whats in the fucking box?!"
"Frosted flakes, nigga, damn!"

Nigga fuck yo tea

throws Kermit doll off the roof of a building