My Immortal (A thread dedicated to The Worst Fanfiction Ever)

@Pickles-Is-In-Canada you asked for this in the "Crushes" forum and I'm here to deliver.

Let's rewrite the whole damn fanfiction.

Nah nah nah, I think seven.

AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!

No, I don't think gay guys are that hot. Sure, if I see a guy, and he's hot, I'll think that, but him being gay has nothing to do with his attractiveness.

Whyyyyyy? Why does this even exist???? It's so bad!!!

I'm going to have nightmares at this point.

Yeah, me neither. We should totally rewrite this shouldn't we?

I need to take a minute and bleach my brain because my mind is getting slow from reading this thing but I'll be right back after I refresh myself with some Name Of The Wind (it's by Patrick Rothfuss, I'd highly recommend it if you haven't read it already).

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what the actual fuck

Me neither.

cursed

love the part where dumbledore caught them fucking and mcgonagall called them mediocre dunces

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I'm baaack! Taking a break from reading the fic tho, I still have to recover a little. Sorry, did I say a little? I meant a WHOLE FUCKING TON.

I haven't gotten to that part yet but now I really feel tempted to scald my eyes once more.