My Immortal (A thread dedicated to The Worst Fanfiction Ever)

I read the A/N. I died.

Oh hell nah, this is some real BS here. I'm religious too, but, welllll… boi.

It's not as bad as My Immortal but it's still really bad.

The comment section is the only thing keeping me from imploding.

This whole fanfiction is just so sexist. I'm sorry, really, but it is! Oh yeah, saying that women should care more about appearance and being good to men over a good career and education? Yeah, I think the fuck not!!!

good lord

I am in fact an atheist and I do not count my money on the floor. No siree! I count my money upon the roof of my golden limousine while calling the petty Christians HEATHENS as my robot slave driver takes me through town

This was a comment from the sequel on Wattpad. I died laughing.

I mean, who doesn't do that tho I already have a time set with my robot slave driver for this.

“I don’t want my children to become witches by reading Harry potter” whoever told you that? that’s bullshit, grace ann. bullshit.

Also the last chapter of the first fic? God, Voldemort is more sane than everyone else and it's scary.

evolution is not real. i am going to hogwarts.

Are you serious or kidding?

for the love of god, grace ann, if you want your children to be protected from witchcraft and other sinful things, for the love of god, don’t post your story on fucking fanfiction.net

True, true

Are you serious or kidding?

no that’s an actual quote

Oh right sorry, I forgot. I have to bleach my mind with fluffy Sanders Sides fanfiction right now so I'm a little fuzzy.

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read

What is?

You mean the fanfictions? Right? I'm not good at context.

Well I just read the entirety of My Immortal

Did you like it, perchance?

Nope. Pretty funny though

Yeah lol.

You mean the fanfictions? Right? I'm not good at context.

The christian one

True dat.