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@Pickles July 10, 2019

Nononononono I just started it and….no

@Pickles July 10, 2019

It's getting worse…..grace ann no why would you do this to your kids

@Pickles July 10, 2019

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW WOULD HE KNOW ALL OF THESE BIBLE VERSES?!?! AND BIRTHDAYS ARE NOT OF GOD?!?! WHAT! THE! HECK! GRACE ANN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

@Pickles July 10, 2019

_{_{_{i dont wanna read more}}}

@Pickles July 10, 2019

I'm not sure she remembers the books very well. She messed all the houses up and I don't like it

@Yamatsu July 10, 2019

At this point, this thread has become a tribute to shitty fanfiction. Absolutely hilarious, horribly-written, teenage hormone-infused fanfiction.

I read the Wikipedia article and nearly had a stroke reading the summary. At this point, I’m too afraid to even consider reading further.

@ravens July 10, 2019

Understandable

@ninja_violinist July 10, 2019

(I'm pretty sure the bible one is actually satire. I think I once read an article to that effect)

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 10, 2019

(I think you’re wrong Lol.)

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 10, 2019

Don’t ya love the very subtle jabs at Catholics. This lady could give the snake from Genesis 3:1 a run for its money.

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 10, 2019

Also the fact that he apparently digested the entire Bible in the first chapter by mind ~~magic~~ miracle.

@Pickles July 10, 2019

I KNOW! HOW??

@Pickles July 10, 2019

She's so condescending I hate it

@Pickles July 10, 2019

GAH WHY DOES SHE USE SO MANY SEMI COLONS
SOMEONE DIDNT PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH CLASS

@Pickles July 10, 2019

I get that she's trying to teach her kids lessons, but really, blatantly stating them every time isn't really the best way to do that. Or she's doing it wrong. I can't really tell

@Pickles July 10, 2019

It's like…no, it IS she stripped away everyone's personalities and just used their names. V upset

@Trix July 10, 2019

She also goes off on tangents in the middle of writing, to either insult atheists or talk about parts of Christianity.

@Pickles July 10, 2019

Yeah. Also, I feel like everything going wrong in her life is God telling her to stop, not to keep going. Fort Parsons, mommy, ugh!

@Pickles July 10, 2019

Just think what would have happened if Harry had not known to love the sin and not the sinner! I certainly hope this is a typo

@Pickles July 10, 2019

Oh good it is

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 10, 2019

LOL!

@Pickles July 10, 2019

lied dishonestly no wonder her husband thinks this is a bad idea

@Pickles July 10, 2019

Yeah, convert people by yelling at them that they're going to hell. Condemn Reddit accounts T_T

@Pickles July 10, 2019

IM DONE!!!!!! _{_{_{_{time for the second one}}}}

@Pickles July 10, 2019

Oh dear. Petunia's hair color seems to have changed. I have no doubt that this will be used as a sign of her evolutionist tendencies if it wasn't a mistake

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 10, 2019

Your commentary is great. I read the book (if you can call it that) with a commentary written in by a snarky college student. It was fabulous.

@Pickles July 10, 2019

That was (thankfully) very short. The semi colons were severely lacking. I say troll

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 10, 2019

RRAAAARRL

Bad fanfic you say?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 10, 2019

RRAAAARRL

WAIT A MINUTE
ARE YOU GUYS READING HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF PRAYER OR WHATEVER?

Deleted user July 10, 2019

Yeah. We are.

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