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@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 12, 2020

"Niki's trilingual. It's not a joke, why are you laughing?"
"Isn't trilingual, like, an Olympic person?"
wheezing

Deleted user December 12, 2020

"Now, to do art so horrible that Leonardo Da Vinci himself smites me"

@Althalosian-is-the-father December 13, 2020

“Godzilla is not made out of sourdough. Fact.”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 14, 2020

"UMBRELLA HANDLE."
"HOCKEY STICK HANDLE."
"SMALL GLASS JARS."
"SCREWDRIVER HANDLE."

"You know how people say 'no shirt, no shoes, no service?"
In perfect unison "What if you only wore a shirt and shoes?"

@probablypolnareff December 14, 2020

" i'm seriously very close to taking away your right to breathe. now hush up - "

@Pickles December 14, 2020

"I'm sorry but there is simply NOT a heterosexual explanation for this."

@spacebluelily December 14, 2020

"He literally just said 'uwu'!"

@spacebluelily December 14, 2020

A couple from the past minutes..

"TODAY IS NOT THE DAY! NOT TODAY SATAN!!!"

"I kicked a hoe out. Like literally."

"No Gavin, His Name Is Jacob Horn."

"I'm dead."
"Aren't we all at this point?"

"I'm going to jail <3"
"Go to horny jail."

"OMG AVERY HAS A BABY CHAIR!!!!!"

@probablypolnareff December 14, 2020

" what if : horny jail was an actual thing . what do you do ? "
" fucking go to jail i guess - "

Deleted user December 14, 2020

"fuck it. Horny Prison."

@Eli_ December 14, 2020

"Jokes on you, I'd rather jump off of a cliff than eat raw chicken."
"…Nobody even said anything about raw chicken, bro-"

@Althalosian-is-the-father December 15, 2020

"You know how people say 'no shirt, no shoes, no service?"
In perfect unison "What if you only wore a shirt and shoes?"

I may at some point go into a store wearing a very feminine skirt. And insist that it’s a kilt.

@probablypolnareff December 15, 2020

" shhh . xe is having a crazy noisy bizarre dream . leave xem be - "
" sharp inhale "
" don't - "
" demonic screeching * "
" S T O P - "
" *more demonic screeching "
" N O - "

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 15, 2020

"I'm gay for the egg!"

"Prime log. Prime when log."

"Every kiss begins with gay!"

"wHEELS, BABY!"

@furetakunai December 15, 2020

"Look honey! It's the magic nipple :D"

@Pickles December 15, 2020

"What? No.. I'm not on acid. She just said "it's like finding nemo on acid" so that's why I said to just take acid and watch finding nemo. The only drugs I'm on is the unmedicated chemical imbalances in my brain."

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster December 15, 2020

Just look at this breathtaking quality

@Althalosian-is-the-father December 16, 2020

“Stop it! You’re ruining the world!”
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing!”

Deleted user December 16, 2020

“Stop it! You’re ruining the world!”
“Shut up, I know what I’m doing!”

(Pov: you're creating a book with someone)

Spoiler - click to show.

@Pickles December 17, 2020

"So what I got from that is that we should start using they for authority figures to show respect."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 18, 2020

"I'm gay! I'm gay for the egg!"

"I wanna yiff the brown M&M."

"Pigeon! aaaaaAAAAAA"

"I had to explain to him that 8,000 people are paying me to scream into a microphone."

Spoiler - click to show.

These are all quotes from the same man

@furetakunai December 19, 2020

"simping is temporary… swag is forever"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 19, 2020

"YOOOOOOOOO!!! SUCK IT, GREEN BOYYYYY!!"

@Eli_ December 19, 2020

"Mom, I need you to pick me up… It happened again. Yes, another kid stabbed me with a weird-looking arrow."

@Althalosian-is-the-father December 19, 2020

These are all quotes from the same man

He must have a a beautiful life.

@Pickles December 19, 2020

"You know. I'm trying to just be nicer and not hate people. Except Dennis Radar. Fuck him."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 19, 2020

These are all quotes from the same man

He must have a a beautiful life.

he's a beautiful man with a beautiful life, yes

@SpookyScarySnoteleks December 19, 2020

"Everybody's gonna think that I'm incredibly abusive to my non-existent girlfriend."

"We're not looking at communists today!"

in tears "Dad? Are you a communist?"

"I've been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now."

"But we have learnt something, we've learnt that we have illegal immigrants under our house."

"I will screw you, Schlatt, I'll screw you in more ways than just climate change."

"If the shop can't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the ground and kill the occupants. That doesn't make me a Karen, that makes me a psychopath. Okay?"

"Sun Tzu's Art of War: If you wanna make a transatlantic railway system, you gotta make friends."

Spoiler - click to show.

"Are you gonna come?"
"No! What the heck is with you!"
"What do you mean, I'm just asking if you're coming!"
"I'm not gonna come!"
"Are you coming?"
"How- Can we go five seconds without it getting unwarrantedly sexual?"
"Dude, I just wanna know if you're coming!"
"We're doing a Minecraft minigame!"
"If you're not coming- if you're not coming-"
"I'm not coming! I'm not gonna come!"
"If you're not gonna come-"
"What the hell!"
"If you're not gonna come, I'm gonna make you come, then!"
"I'm not gonna come!"
"I'm gonna make you come!"
"Stop making me come! Don't you dare make me come."

@Pickles December 19, 2020

"You wouldn't download a GENDER!"

"'You wouldn't download a car' yes the fuck I would, bitch."

@Yamatsu December 24, 2020

"What you call 'weird conspiracy theorists,' some people call a 'marketable social demographic.'"

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