Out of Context

"TIL that I look like George Costanza in a wig but to be honest?? I can live with that."

"What's a fiance?? It sounds delicious."
"Oh, it is delicious."
"woaH WOAH"

"Humans are replaceable, Bird Big is not."

"I did NOT go as Arthur for Halloween, before anyone asks."

"It was really gay for like two minutes and then BAM! Arrest! And now I'm kind of sad."

"Kissing the homies? Not gay. Reminiscing about passionately making out with the homies for several minutes while staring wistfully into space and talking about his smell and how you miss it so much? Kinda gay, not gonna lie."

"It was really gay for like two minutes and then BAM! Arrest! And now I'm kind of sad."

"Would you believe me if I told you the same thing happened again? Because-"

"Our garage is like chocolate! Bending!"

"You can think about Rogue One without crying? Hmm. Can't relate."

"That's a little, as the kids say, 'sus'."
"Never say that again."

"Are you-"
"Pregnant?"
"-okay?"
"Oh yeah no that makes more sense."

"That's not adultery, that's just projection."

holding out hand in a strangling gesture "Place neck here."

"Try Meth Mouse!"
repeatedly drops drugged mouse

"the mouse is body rolling in the club, I'm scared."

(I just heard about yaoi hands/fingers yesterday saddgfh, that killed me-)