"tre was so iconic that every young old-head with a god complex is automatically assumed to be him"
"honestly dude youd be better off listening to some good ol country music than half the rappers on that list"
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(i wasn't expecting that)
(That last post I made was meant to go to another board, sorry about that!)
"Yes, my Queen"
"What a suck-up! YeS mY qUeEn, nyeh nyeh meh bleh ppthbbbb!)
We don't crazy shit like shoot up schools like my homie Adon
He took my past! He took my present! HE STOLE MY CHROMOSOMES!!!1!!
Smells like piss and taste even worse
Jambox jibbly boo
There's a lady behind me is FEEDING THE STRAY CATS!!!111!!
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Crap, I'm allergic to bottle caps.
Look, I have a thing for boys in skirts.
If you say one more thing about birds pooping, I will murder you.
I will not get any grandmas.
I killed a very famous person.
NOBODY TOUCH MY KNIVES!
I am not eating another membrane.
Why are there 291 different ads for Clorox wipes.
When will Karl come out of his hole, I want to stab him!
Hey Siri, how to murder a child.
I CAN'T SEE YET.
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- coughs Sweet Jesus, did you have to use the whole can?
- It smells like a cat died in here. Are you making us eat dead cat meat?
- If you clean up your language, I might consider putting in a good word for the both of you
- You're just as fake as Ken Doll. And that's saying a lot
- "Are you dead?" What kind of question is that?
- Snitches be bitches
- I'd rather die than date you
- Sometimes I wonder, why were we evolved into such stupid beings?
- You went all the way to Florida, just to buy that? When you could've just went to Target or the liquor to buy it?
"Well, sometimes you save all the people but the roller coaster still crashes into the ocean…and that's okay…"
Oh yeah Smoky-
"is that offense? I'm sorry please don't smite me."
Me.
I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.
I thought I was playing silent hill but suddenly pyramid head asked me on a date.
That seems like the opposite of a problem.
Wear my crotch cloth!
How the fuck did you mistake a teenager for a deer
We're talking about history and my nipples are about freeze off
Shut it Dane
That salesman in annoying as hell
Don't be surprised if the cold gives you a cold
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"Your job is not to steal cookies, your job is to take everyone elses' lives."
"No, I really want the cookie."
"Alright."
“Ducks can’t fornicate!”
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“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”
“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”
“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”
Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.
“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”
“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”
“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”
Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.
That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.
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@evastardust
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“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”
“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”
“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”
Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.
That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.
I read it and assumed it was a quote from the food court scene. Seems like something Goddard would've said lol
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“And then he left to kill their neighbor.”
“He had just condemned a man to death because he’d had a bad hair day.”
“Good afternoon, good people. Your lives are about to change in a fundamental way. This food court has been selected for death.”
Scythe by Neal Shusterman is full of these. I mean, it’s about a dystopian utopia where special people have to go out and kill other people for the sake of survival, so… lots of death and death jokes. It’s a beautiful book and series, but there’s definitely lots of death.
That last quote reads like a direct quote from that series lol.
I read it and assumed it was a quote from the food court scene. Seems like something Goddard would've said lol
Yes, in fact, it was! :) I haven’t finished yet, though (I’m on page 350-something, I don’t remember), so I’d appreciate it if you guys would hang on to the spoilers for me. Amazing book so far!
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"Why are you British?"
"Die."
Hey kids, want some candy
Does anyone have any dental floss, my nipples are itchy
"That feels like a cult."
Allison Hargreeves
"My last two brain cells do not accept your applications for living"
Goddamn, I love to break the law
Your backup should be a bird
Quit looking, you asspad
