Out of Context

“Come to me, my frog spawn!”

“How old is she now, 48?”
“19, but close enough.”

What if we got rid of the concept of debt

You got nut in your hair

Give him a good boom and then good bam (in monotone)

Join me or get eaten by the bear dogs

"He's so mean that I'm starting to wonder if he's gay."

Don't watch anime or you'll end up like me

"I think I'm the brightest. I think Lauren and I are a little bit brighter."
"You have covid and she's pregnant, I don't think so.'

"You know that gay couple who moves into an area and all the housing prices go up because we make everything better? I wanna be that."

"You have to get the dog, he was first!"
"Yeah, but the baby's a tax writeoff!'

"I'd rather have taxes than an accidental baby, especially since I'm a single gay man-"

"You have inspired me to become a nudist."

You an ass
China! You're a chick!?
"Things are turbulent!"" "I'm lashing out on you!" "THINGS ARE TURBULENT!"
Oh you're Spain, I must be in hell
Dirty France didn't give up, He did Spain in the ass 4 times

You an ass
China! You're a chick!?
"Things are turbulent!"" "I'm lashing out on you!" "THINGS ARE TURBULENT!"
Oh you're Spain, I must be in hell
Dirty France didn't give up, He did Spain in the ass 4 times

hetalia?

You an ass
China! You're a chick!?
"Things are turbulent!"" "I'm lashing out on you!" "THINGS ARE TURBULENT!"
Oh you're Spain, I must be in hell
Dirty France didn't give up, He did Spain in the ass 4 times

hetalia?

Yeah (^v^;)ゞ

You an ass
China! You're a chick!?
"Things are turbulent!"" "I'm lashing out on you!" "THINGS ARE TURBULENT!"
Oh you're Spain, I must be in hell
Dirty France didn't give up, He did Spain in the ass 4 times

hetalia?

Yeah (^v^;)ゞ

cool!

Ppl be sleeping on me but it's ok they need their rest
I want to commit matricide with it
Deadbeat dads aren't cool
Bullying kids isn't PC anymore
My middle finger gets a boner everytime it's sees you

Life is a water slide where you die in the end

Donate to end children

"Oh, sorry but do I look like Mary Poppins to you?"

“And now… we die!”
“WHAT!?”
“But there’s an exit right there!”
“Oh, yes, good point. Let’s go!”

Sonic is a gangster? WOW
I want that gangster seck

A seagull told me
Ready to do something that probably won't work