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Deleted user May 22, 2020

"I WANT TO FEEL YOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE DEEP INSIDE OF ME"

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 22, 2020

(Mir)

@Anemone May 22, 2020

(Pffft–)

@RedTheLoveless May 23, 2020

"I wanna punch the Bard. I really just wanna one-punch the damn Bard."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 23, 2020

"Dude, you're my favorite idiot. Love ya, you baka."

@The-Magician May 23, 2020

sensual voice
“Wet father~~”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks May 23, 2020

(I just made an unholy noise)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL May 23, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Same energy as "Democratic Daddy")

Deleted user May 23, 2020

(you better not–)

@Pickles May 23, 2020

"See, actors? This is what sexual tension should look like. Take notes. We need more of this."
"You're saying you want more sexual tension?"
"Well no but as long as we're getting it, it should be good."

@Yamatsu May 23, 2020

"Being squished is a lot like human mating. It requires a partner and there are several oozing fluids."

"Ask not for whom the giant robot squishes. It squishes for thee."

"Agreed. You distract them while I go for a tactical squish."

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry May 23, 2020

"How do you like death this week?"

@Anemone May 23, 2020

"Man, you look like a badly sculpted statue from 300 BC that's nose was so large that when rained, only the mcfricken hypotenuse eroded off. You flat-nosed ho."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 23, 2020

"Is that a testicle? I swear that's a testicle. Please tell me that's not a testicle."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 23, 2020

sensual voice
“Wet father~~”

(lemme tell you i chOKED-)

@The-Magician May 23, 2020

(Good, that’s what I was going for)

@Yamatsu May 23, 2020

"I'm gonna eat my hand one finger at a time. The thumb's last because it puts up a fight."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 23, 2020

"If you don't like that you can suck my dick."

"But I'm a lesbian-"

@The-Magician May 23, 2020

“I’ll have you know that I am a man of culture! Hair clips are my kink!!”

@RedTheLoveless May 23, 2020

"I need your help!"
"What happened?"
"I may have gotten stuck on a cactus."
"HOW?!"

@Pickles May 24, 2020

"HOLD STILL I WANT TO MAKE YOU A CAT"

"Come back, I wanna make you a bunny!"

"Bullet bitch."

@RedTheLoveless May 24, 2020

"Could you pass me your goop?"

Deleted user May 24, 2020

"Goddamnit, right in the strong."

@The-Magician May 24, 2020

“Ah yes, Hatsune Miku——the ultimate MC”

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 24, 2020

"Is that how many people you've fucked?"

"WHAT"

@Anemone May 24, 2020

"Good grief. It feels like there's more smoke in here than when I set that motel on fire."

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e May 24, 2020

"You gotta eat the muffin with the spoon, you aren't doing it right. No, you barbarian, use the spoon, goddamnit"

@Yamatsu May 24, 2020

"She eats her toejam with a fork!"
"EEW!"
"We eat our toejam with a spoon!"

@RedTheLoveless May 24, 2020

"No! I just wanna drink my hot cocoa and watch the world burn around me!"

@Yamatsu May 25, 2020

"We can make you sound like Optimus Prime without a voice mod, but you'll have to go through puberty twice."
"Sign me the fuck up!"

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