No, I mean go over what you want to say. That sometimes helps people get over nerves.

didn’t I just do this a few weeks ago

idk that makes me feel worse

just like, don’t think too much about it and don’t get in s bunch about it

Haha turns out I didn’t get a choice
While we were talking I got a text from my mom saying her account just got charged $9.99 so I had to walk out of my room and explain it right then
My parents reacted very calmly (as they usually do, I honestly don’t know why I was so scared-) and said they’d tackle it, they can afford a $10 screw-up, it wasn’t my fault, etc.
So we should be good now
I hope

Wait but if your phone didnt have any cards or crap hooked up to ot, then how did it get charged????

I guess cause it was connected to my moms phone it charged her?
Maybe there was actually stuff connected to it that my dad set up before giving me the phone?
I really don’t know

_{I have woken up in a panic attack}

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

And the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"

EXACTLY
Why do I feel like there would be a salute somewhere in there?

leans against counter I'll have a frappuccinoooooooooo

And then he’d probably do that one smile that every male human with siblings that’s between the age of 17-25 has done at some point

I know exactly what smile you're talking about

Dom is the best

"The only thing I drink is," points at 12 year old in the corner with chocolate chip frap, "what she's having." salutes child

DOM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

How many pairs of khaki shorts do y'all think Dom has?

There is no way this man has no khakis

At least a full week's worth.

Either ten or none

Twenty or none, take it or leave it

I'm trying to imagine Dom wearing something other than polo shirts and khakis but I literally cannot

I love how this chat has turned into a full-fledged Dom roast

Is it really a roast though

A love roast