Personal Venting Chat, New and Improved! (Without Jerks)
I'm trying to imagine Dom wearing something other than polo shirts and khakis but I literally cannot
Polo shirts, Hawaiian shirts (you know, the ones dads where on vacation), or a full tux
He would be the guy who shows up as a guest as wedding dressed better than the groom
MAD
I am much mad.
I got ready, and I looked fabulous tonight if I do say so myself, and guess what??
The show is cancelled. The musical I was going to tonight is cancelled due to a mechanical breakdown.
Oh no!!! Ambyyyyyyyyyy :(
Aaaaaghh I'm so annoyed at the world
But at least they're letting us reschedule our tickets
But still :(
Okay!
Can you go out and do something else tonight?
Uhh well most of my friends are busy with work and/or families, and we're kind of a broke right now so going out for dinner is out of the question, but I could at least walk to the shops to buy something for dinner. That'd be a start.
But maybe I can conserve the look until tomorrow since I've got opening night tomorrow for wss
I would go out on the town!
Buy yourself something nice!
Why not good good two nights in a row?
I literally cannot do this anymore
Some things in my life
I don't even know.
I was in the same car as a sick person for an hour and a half. I really don't want to get sick but I can already feel my immune system shutting down
I'm trying Moxie
Well I've got some things working against me lmao. Lack of sleep, I drink milk in my coffee and I'm eating pizza, plus I had no breakfast and a single kitkat. I'm fucked
You should start a youtube channel, Mox
YUS
THE ULTIMATE POWER DUO
I love how Dom still isn't online because he's going to come back to a solid two pages of love roasts discussing how many pairs of khakis he has
True.
and a male flute?
nah he’s homosexual
Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder
Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.
He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"
Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad jokeAnd the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"EXACTLY
Why do I feel like there would be a salute somewhere in there?
There just might be.
flash_on
(When the subject of the roast comes back as someone mentions how funny it will be when they come back/that they haven't come back)
(When the subject of the roast comes back as someone mentions how funny it will be when they come back/that they haven't come back)
{I know I'm clearly just psychic}
True.
oh my god