Personal Venting Chat, New and Improved! (Without Jerks)

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

And the mandatory hip attempt
And a "nice chat"

EXACTLY
Why do I feel like there would be a salute somewhere in there?

There just might be.

oH MY GOD

Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

I very rarely wear shorts except in the summer. I prefer jeans, black ones. In the dead of winter I get rather pale and fancy that I look like a person not to mess with. I have a bunch of t shirts. Mostly darker because I do color in summer only because if I don’t I’ll die.

impossible

^^^^ That's the Dom we know

Enlighten us. What's in your closet?

I very rarely wear shorts except in the summer. I prefer jeans, black ones. In the dead of winter I get rather pale and fancy that I look like a person not to mess with. I have a bunch of t shirts. Mostly darker because I do color in summer only because if I don’t I’ll die.

this is still extremely difficult for me to believe

I don't know if I correctly remember how you look

But the way I picture you is not matching up with this wardrobe

Dom is awesome.

Agreed, frickin love Dom

How long ago was that? It feels like ages

agreed
I think I remember floofy dark hair but that's honestly it lol

and a male flute?

nah he’s homosexual

Oh. Nah, he's not. He's Asian and his mom makes him play a bunch of instruments. He's like… Dom, but less flamboyant and more into murder

Idk folks, I do like murder. Eris and I thought about taking Onion Boy out, remember? I only backed out because I only kill people I have a personal connection to.

He's more of a "let's kill all our problems haha jk I mean unless" and a "let me tell you how I would kill you using midieval weaponry if I were going to kill you"

Honestly I agree
I imagine meeting Dom for the first time would consist mostly of him staring into your soul and when you ask why he would explain all the different methods of killing you he could imagine, but then he would end the conversation with a pat on the back and a dad joke

So so. I would talk a lot. I barely control how much I see through people sometimes it’s really low key. Other times it’s like I’m frickin Emmet from at the end of the LEGO movie.
I wouldn’t be planning to kill you, but I might remark on where to hide if we had to hide from assassins. Or maybe randomly interrupt myself to talk about-literally interrupts this to go remember research- how it might be possible for someone to die of blood coagulation from eating nothing but copious amounts of kale.

Dom I love you

Excuse me while I look through every single page of the Pictures chat to find Dom's photo

Dom is the absolute best confirmed

I am so fricking sad that we don’t all get to hang out on a regular basis

Honestly same

So so. I would talk a lot. I barely control how much I see through people sometimes it’s really low key. Other times it’s like I’m frickin Emmet from at the end of the LEGO movie.
I wouldn’t be planning to kill you, but I might remark on where to hide if we had to hide from assassins. Or maybe randomly interrupt myself to talk about-literally interrupts this to go remember research- how it might be possible for someone to die of blood coagulation from eating nothing but copious amounts of kale.

Dom I love you

I am pleased to have captured your affections.

that is the Dom-iest thing that has ever been Dom-ed

Excuse me while I look through every single page of the Pictures chat to find Dom's photo

It’s gone now. It was a link to my Gg+ profile.

NO
CRI