MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

my face turned as red as the communist manifesto

he gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. "Bye."

what the fuck

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

"The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants."

"Yankity spankity."

First of all you don’t eat with your retainer wtf

First of all you don’t eat with your retainer wtf

that's why you take it out when you eat you ho

MOOD
Except my cat came into my room and nudged my face with her runny nose
So not really same

I love her

Then she sat in my closet and watched me sleep
Didn't realize she was Edward Cullen, but I guess I was wrong

Imagine Edward Cullen watches you while you sleep every night and then one day he just crawls on top of you and snots on your face

Ah, true love

Still a better love-
…
Wait a minute.

Still a better love story than 50 Shades

"Where is he getting all those thumbs?"

"He says, licking his eyebrow."

"Do you like that, you woman?"

"I want to try your clam sauce."

"It's a Murphy bed. Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls."

"The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants."

"Yankity spankity."

I got nothing

I win

Hey, there was someone in this chat that said something about a dam warning being issued and them being scared. Well, I know if a dam that broke in Michigan. It was really bad. I think it was @SupernaturalSyGuyWantsACappuccino, but I'm not sure. Has anyone heard from who is was?

Yeah, it was Symon. He evacuated the area and will be back online asap.

My parents got me a small TV as an early birthday gift so now I'm watching TV with my boyfriend over the phone 👌

Yeah, it was Symon. He evacuated the area and will be back online asap.

Aight, thx

I have another one of those assignments where you write a letter to your future self

We get this one back on gradation night

I'm literally tearing up

I'm going to fucking break down

I'm just
That's so scary??
I don't want to graduate
What am I supposed to do after that??
I don't know how to do anything other than elementary, middle and highschool
I should be excited
I mean, I'll finally be able to join the military
And go to college
And maybe I'll finally know for sure what I want in life
But I don't know how to do that
How am I supposed to survive fall without freezing Friday night football games?
How am I supposed to survive spring without sweating through the mile at 9 AM?
How am I supposed to survive winter without running into the hs lobby in the morning to escape the snow?
How am I supposed to survive Monday nights without texting the cute person who sat next to me in science?
How am I supposed to live the rest of my life without my classmates, many of whom I've known since kindergarten?
I can't do anything else
This is what I know
I wonder what they'll do with my letter when I'm not alive to graduate.