I know a set of twins who have willingly snorted pixie stix

Snarf

Me: Please. Please. Can I please focus? I just need to write two paragraphs. Please. Please let me focus. Just a little bit of work. Please.
My garbage brain: -O-

Me: Please. Please. Can I please focus? I just need to write two paragraphs. Please. Please let me focus.
My garbage brain: -O-

ME
I'm supposed to be finishing a short story and I cannot do the focus

I have three assignments left and then I graduate. One of them is writing two paragraphs and putting them in a presentation. I have two sentences.

Me every time I have to do something

Incoherent babble time
I want section leaders to be announced. I want our show and the music. I want talent at something. I've decided to try to set up all of my bujo for June so I don't procrastinate working on it all month and not have yet another month. I skipped all this month. I'm going to run out of yarn soon which is uh oh because most of it isn't mine. I wanna go to the dollar store. I wish I could do more than decent sketches. I need more art supplies. I want to read the ballad of song whatever the fuck right now because my GR is blowing up with it and I'm upsetti. I wish I was solidly straight and that I didn't have to doubt myself all the time.

Spoiler - click to show.

apparently a joe biden x donald trump smut copypasta exists and while i may have only seen the first paragraph my eyes need bleaching and a lot of therapy

well now i have to read it

gasp

Miriam?

Oh you're in for a treat

My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die

My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die

This was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time me or Ella can pm it to you if you want

My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die

This was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time me or Ella can pm it to you if you want

Yes please-

I've discovered a new laugh of mine. It sounds like a whispering donkey

My friend jokingly read some trump x pence fanfic to me and I wanted to die

This was much more entertaining. Wildly delightful. I laughed the whole time me or Ella can pm it to you if you want

I gotchu

I'm trying to film my guitar final and like??? I can't just strum away so I line the strums up with syllables and like? ofc it's gonna suck so anyways I keep messing up like 20 seconds in and my last take- I look like every white boy aged 16-17 on tiktok near the end Im SOBBINGH

Me every time I have to do something

Incoherent babble time
I want section leaders to be announced. I want our show and the music. I want talent at something. I've decided to try to set up all of my bujo for June so I don't procrastinate working on it all month and not have yet another month. I skipped all this month. I'm going to run out of yarn soon which is uh oh because most of it isn't mine. I wanna go to the dollar store. I wish I could do more than decent sketches. I need more art supplies. I want to read the ballad of song whatever the fuck right now because my GR is blowing up with it and I'm upsetti. I wish I was solidly straight and that I didn't have to doubt myself all the time.

Also. I hate my skin and part of my neck is gray

What you been doing at that party ma'am that you're only probably STD free??

ew
pizza

Call me a boomer and explain it. Tf is a camgirl?

Call me a boomer and explain it. Tf is a camgirl?

a gorl
who films videos/broadcasts
of themselves doing things
no faces involved usually
also usually underage girls

👀

greg has entered the chat?

I have been trying to do my 2-minute guitar final for an hour now and it's to the point that every time I start I tear up and begin crying :)