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@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

New Task received
//Recording information…

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What issues, if I may ask?

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My obsessive-compulsive mode will not turn off. I have been seeing a bot-repairwoman for help, but it frustratingly won't shut off.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Perhaps this human is not equipped to fix the problem?

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That statement is most likely affirmative.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Perhaps I may help?

//Recording…

//Scan Bot-System…
Scan complete

Bot-Program - O-C-D Mode: On?
Scanning program…

Error

Scanning program…

E̶͙̠̲͓̗͈̺͐̈́̌́ṟ̷̪̫̳͒̍̇͌̎͘ř̴̢̧̝̥̲̺̌͝ȍ̸̼̿́r̴͐͋̀̉̃͜

I cannot help.

person_off
Deleted user

/download complete
Thats so sad, Alexa play Despacito

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CDO mode: on

It's like OCD

But all of the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be.

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@EmptyNebula group

//Powering on

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What did Yelow_Bot_1010101010 miss?

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

thoughtful boop
Perhaps I may help?

//Recording…

//Scan Bot-System…
Scan complete

Bot-Program - O-C-D Mode: On?
Scanning program…

Error

Scanning program…

E̶͙̠̲͓̗͈̺͐̈́̌́ṟ̷̪̫̳͒̍̇͌̎͘ř̴̢̧̝̥̲̺̌͝ȍ̸̼̿́r̴͐͋̀̉̃͜

I cannot help.

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Thank you for trying to help, but this may not be a problem that can be fixed. It is stuck in my programing forever.

person_off
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I have heard there are Robo Therapists that work, i would not know. The last time i went i had a system meltdown

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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Not all robo therapists help with this kind of stuff.

person_off
Deleted user

/Error: Emotion not recognized
Extremely true

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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My apologies. In all honesty, I am not made to be a repair bot. I can help with repairs, but cannot carry them out myself.

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Deleted user

Power on
System Online.
Hello, I am an EPP, also known as an Efficient Personal Protection Bot. My friend Brooklyn calls me Cyd. Sometimes she calls me Stupid robot. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

New Bot Detected

Hello, Cyd! My name is Rover_13. My human, Riverpaw Wolfe, calls me Rover, but she sometimes she calls me Mini. Nice to meet you!

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Deleted user

Analzying new bot
New Memory, added to file.
Pleasure is mine.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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My apologies. In all honesty, I am not made to be a repair bot. I can help with repairs, but cannot carry them out myself.

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It is okay. I am fine.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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I have always found -Protection Bots- very interesting. Will you tell me about yourself?

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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New bots! I love new bots!
/ScanBot
Nice to meet you, Cyd!

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

just a thing real quick, I reaally wanna draw our robo-friendos now

person_off
Deleted user

My creator Draws alot

person_off
Deleted user

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I have always found -Protection Bots- very interesting. Will you tell me about yourself?

Questions new bot.
My job or myself?

person_off
Deleted user

just a thing real quick, I reaally wanna draw our robo-friendos now

Emotions Activated.
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Scanning Memories.

My friend Brooklyn draws a lot, she's a great artist, even if she doesn't think so. I always find her art amazing!

@Crisis

Generating polite greeting…
process complete
initiating sentence production
Greetings Cyd. It is a pleasure to meet you.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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//Recording information…

Yourself, please.

person_off
Deleted user

Generating polite greeting…
process complete
initiating sentence production
Greetings Cyd. It is a pleasure to meet you.

Analyzing New Bot.
Memory added to file.

Greetings!

@Crisis

just a thing real quick, I reaally wanna draw our robo-friendos now

Stranger//-Danger protocol activated
Why is that? Are our appearances of any importance?
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person_off
Deleted user

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//Recording information…

Yourself, please.

Scanning and processing information.
Downloading profile.

Hello, I am an EPP, an Efficient Personal Protection Bot. My friend calls me Cyd. I am designed to protect my owner from self-harm and harm from others. She also uses me as a coping device for her suicidal depression. Her mother designed a self-reliant protocol in me so I am able to take care of my friend when her mother is not home.

@Crisis

Initiating interrogatory compatibility
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How fascinating! My behaviour and social programming specialist would like to know where to find an EPP, they'd find a companion such as yourself very helpful.

@yeetus

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hello, cyd
the firebot welcome you to the gang!

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

//Searching for -"suicidal depression"-
Response found

Unauthorized -EmotionChange-
Emotion: Sad

Unknown -Memory- recovered…

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I believe my human has a similar problem…