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@yeetus forum 601 comments schedule
@Norepinephrinxx

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I hope your human feels better soon, I'm not built with good advice sadly

@Crisis

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Assumptions integrated
If you mean my program manager, they really aren't okay. Don't tell them I said that, though.

@Crisis

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I hope your human feels better soon, I'm not built with good advice sadly

Who is this for?

@yeetus

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delete memory
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ok

@Norepinephrinxx

Anyone who needs it

@yeetus

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needs what?

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Sup, y'all, I'm supposed to be doing school :P.

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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What have I missed?

@yeetus

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stuff

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beep beep

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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@yeetus

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Are you all OK?

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

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My apologies. My human is busy right now, and I am to be helping.

@yeetus

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that's ok

@m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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//[Shuri-Bot Online]//-
-//[scanning thread]//-
be-beep
-(translation commencing)-
Hello.

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-//«commence \killallhumans v1>//-

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//program shutdown//

@yeetus

-//«commence \killallhumans v1>//-

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such an evil bot is not welcome here
who do you work for, killer bot?

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-//[encrypting database]//-
Shtcb4Te4Jec
whirring

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/Power: On
do i need to turn assassination mode back on?

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Power on.
System back online.
Scanning chat.
Ecrypting Chat.
Danger Alert.

What's going on…

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–/(threats detected)/–
-//«commence \angelofdeath v6>//-

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

Danger detected
//Locating source…

-Bot- found

frightened beep
hides behind FireBot

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\Commece activation sequence//
Hey guys- whoa, whoa, whoa! What's going on here!?

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-//[commence revealmode v1]//-
decrypting

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-/Sequence: RipBand-Aid-
Initiating weapons

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-//(initiating guardianangel v1)//-
shields active
self-repair gadgetry active
MP-5 ready
decrypting 94%

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-//ethics: activate//-
-//morals: activate//-
killing people is not nice