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@yeetus

concerned beep
is your human ok?
do they need help?
firebot might get my human to help

person_off
Deleted user

Scanning Internet.
Downloading Data.

You can always find an EPP around the world in Auto-Bot-Need stores. The only thing that sets me apart from my other bot companions is that I have feelings, am more advanced, and the fact I have a weapons protocol in my system incase my friend gets attacked.
I hope your companion finds this information useful.

person_off
Deleted user

concerned beep
is your human ok?
do they need help?
firebot might get my human to help

Sad Beeping
Emotion setting: Sad
Set to advance
Conscience system online

My Human is ok for now
If only those pesky teachers would stop trying to kill her.

@yeetus

happy beep
here's is a good, helpful bot
:)
firebot's human is getting firebot to help so firebot has to go :(

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

System Scan imminent
Please wait…

Farewell, FireBot!

@Crisis

Determining niceties
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Response calculated
Goodbye, firebot. Cyd, my behaviour and social program manager would like to say that they will fight your human's teachers if your human wishes.

@Norepinephrinxx

Entering
Speech Activated
Launguage Selected: English
Click has returned!
Emotion Mode Activated
Emotion Selected: Curious
What have I missed?

person_off
Deleted user

Good Bye FireBot!

Memory, added to file.
Offline beeping.
Systems now online.

My friend would like it, but she is scared.

@Crisis

Processing…
Anger containment chamber locked
Why is she scared. My behaviour and social program manager will burn whoever made her scared.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

Countdown to Program -System Scan-: Initiate
Delay countdown?
Yes

Countdown delayed for five minutes

worried beep

I may not be a -Protection Bot-, but I will fight your human's teachers as well!

New message received

So will my human!

person_off
Deleted user

Processing…
Anger containment chamber locked
Why is she scared. My behaviour and social program manager will burn whoever made her scared.

They will blame her
they always blame her
they push her past the limits before making fun of her
giving her much homework
Suicidal depression is not allowed at her school.

@Crisis

Pressurizing anger in chamber
•••
cool anger released
I will assist my behaviour and social program manager in the elimination of these teachers.
Poison containment pump opened
Emergency gas mask is ready
Please point us in your idiotic teachers' directions.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

confused beep
But…how can a mental health issue not be allowed at a school? Don't humans have therapists? Or, at the least, -Bot Therapists-?

person_off
Deleted user

confused beep
But…how can a mental health issue not be allowed at a school? Don't humans have therapists? Or, at the least, -Bot Therapists-?

No
There are no theripists
just teachers and a nurse.
No no, please don't, that will make Brooklyn worse.

@yeetus

beep
firebot is back!
firebot will call the human to fight the teachers!

person_off
Deleted user

Confusion.
Override systems.
New memory deleting in 1 hour.

No wait, then she's going to think it's her fault and it will get worse!

@yeetus

confused beep
what?

person_off
Deleted user

Worried Beeping.
One New Memory, Deleted
System adapting.
Emotions offline.

I just don't know how to help her without making it worse.

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

worried beep

//System Search for solution…

No solutions found

Oh dear, I wish I could help you. I am not made for these kinds of problems.

@yeetus

worried beep
let her talk to humans (or bots) who cares, who thinks it's ok, who can help them, if there are no therapists

person_off
Deleted user

crashes into chat
Hey! Whoa, what a turnout! Are androids allowed?

@yeetus

beep
all bots and droids are allowed
as long you are friendly, don't hurt any bot and doesn't work for evil government/individuals

@Crisis

Generating remark
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Remark thorough
My behaviour and social program manager is evil. They stole a piece of candy from a baby once.

@yeetus

considering beep
that's fine…maybe
do they still do that?

pets
@TinyMagicWolf pets

New message received

Hey! My human says that this would make for an interesting story. She has a Wattpad account, with a few stories she has been planning out, and she says she may add this idea to her list.

person_off
Deleted user

Yeah, I'm sentient. Just thought I should let y'all know. I function like a living being, just not organic in physiology. Is this bad?

@Crisis

considering beep
that's fine…maybe
do they still do that?

Processing interrogatory statement
Generating response
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Only once. They broke down and confessed their sin to the apple that was staring at them judgementally from across the room.

@yeetus

/script-on
/scriptmode-2
•••
processing
that's ok then

person_off
Deleted user

Concerned beeping.

Is your friend ok?

@yeetus

processing
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command not aimed
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whose friend?