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"my only issue with it is…you forgot the arson"
Disowned
"Where is Gamora?"
"I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"
"Where is Gamora?"
"I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"
i can quote that whole scene from infinty war. i dont know why, but i can.
group
"Its virtual reality virtual reality virtual reality bro/fool"
"Taco sauce"
"FABREEZE CHIPS"
"What month has 28 days". . . . in the most serious confident voice "Friday*
"May I consume another Fabreeze"
Cri I'm forgetting them, I haven't spoken to my friend face to face in so long (She moved 36 hours by car away)
"side-stepping!"
I haven't seen mine in so long either :( damn corona
group
oof that too
group
"An 11-year-old gay acorn."
"Sing a Halloween song."
"Uh… row, row, row your boat-"
Hubris Check!
"caught up in a gay romance?"
group
Me: sitting in corner basically looking like Denki from My Hero Academia
My mind: 
My friends: we should stop that
I will shoot politicians with my gun that they voted for me to be able to buy and carry without a background check in their pride
SCRAMBLED EGGS
Snacks comes after 9
"That doesn't say 'snacks' it says 'sneakers'!"
group
"My milkshakes bring all the bees to the car"
group
friend one: hey
me: i'm dead inside today
I have a load of inside jokes.
"WHO TOOK MY YAK. NOBODY DISRESPECTS RAJ OR RAJ THE SECOND. I HAVE NO LUNCH NOW."
"Grandmother Orb will provide us with skittles"
"Barth Barth Barth Barth Barth"
"This is all gonna come apart like…. WeT bReAd"
"CELTIC DANCING isn't banned… But kicking bottle caps almost gets us EXPELLED…."(This actually happened)
"They were doing stupid stuff and worshiping marshmallows"
"I have a hexagonal cat made of spleens."
"Let's use your pure and eternal self hatred to blast a hole in the wall and escape school"
"If I each this plate of shredded cheese… I will become an omnipotent god"
"It's raining Jesus. Hallelujah!!
"The sharigs are adorable but they're Russian and have mustaches."
"There is nothing but Blank. Only Blank."
"I'm not trash, I'm recycling because people keep using me."
"This corn has holy water from Manitoba Canada."
"Advent Calenders, ASSEMBLE!"
"Is that a rabbit!?" violent clapping
"Do you know how to spell Djibouti?" "Yeah. Who doesn't"
"Feed the children mayo."
"Roman Noobles"
"Why do we keep kidnapping people?"
"Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togeva… todaa"
"TEARS AREN'T TENDIES, NUGGS, OR FRIES"
"Call him by his full name or I will throw you down the ladder."
"I drank milk then suddenly I was drunk on the trampoline."
DUMPSTER PICTURE
"What form of torture?" "Hillary Clinton campaign speeches."
group
"Jimbei take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel"
"if i was the murderer last time i could be again who knows"
"fish nuggets"
(during a discussion about movies, completely out of nowhere) "ItALyYY?
"Can someone PLEASE explain why all the penguins have Italian accents?"