"I tried to gel my hair an- OOF"
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"My pretzels are my life."
places palm on sisters head
“Penis”
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“Black Pants in your area”
“Goood Girrrl Baaad Girrrl
lmaooo
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"So let me get this straight-"
"nOTHING ABOUT ME IS STRAIGHT"
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"Excuse me but this is my daughter step away please"
"It's a tape roll-"
"Her name is Tandoori step away please"
“Being your fake mother is really difficult.”
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"NEPHEW"
"WHAT???"
"WHERE IS YOUR GREAT-UNCLE?"
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOUR DAUGHTER'S LOOKING FOR YOU."
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER???"
"APPARENTLY SO. OR IT MIGHT BE A SON. I DON'T KNOW."
"LONG LIVE THE KING!"
"YYYASSSS!"
"Yeet yeet, I hate beets."
"OI!"
I will steal your teeth and replace them with sunflower seeds
"Can I eat your liver"
"We are NOT lizards."
"Whooo knooowss"
"Yeah we know."
"Look at my Eczema"
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"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrothers!"
"They are livestock."
whispers "Oh God please no."
"UTILITY WORK AHEAD? UH, YEAH! I SURE HOPE IT DOES!"
"BEPIS!"
comrade
“I am salad. Uh oh”
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."
"Applause applause applause, color guard runs…"
"It's so amazing that people will be signing checks, kissing roses, and throwing babies."
poop-dinger
"It's so amazing that people will be signing checks, kissing roses, and throwing babies."
OMG That caught me off guard and I have been laughing for like 10 minutes now XD
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soft gasp "It's gay!"
"BUT PIZZA HUT IS DEAD!"
"Zeus was a playa, and that's why most myths happened."
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME!"
"Mauia."
"It's so amazing that people will be signing checks, kissing roses, and throwing babies."
OMG That caught me off guard and I have been laughing for like 10 minutes now XD
Yeah, it caught everyone off guard when my band director first said it. He said it wrong and then it just became a saying for the band. We get looked at funny for it, but hey, it brings us joy XD
mhhm
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"T-POSE ON THE NORMIES"
"REBECCCCAAAA"
"BETHANY, I MADE BISCUITS"
"cHIKEN!!!"
"Spud"
"500 squad"
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"The french is too strong"
"VIVA LA RESISTANCE"
"Screams, quality music"