"Tom Holland could make me gay." -my guy friends say this-
I make fun of my friend jack cause he said “I’m Tom Holland’s boyfriend but not in a gay way.”
Does he mean like just a best friend?
I have absolutely no idea he just said it
Oh okay, cause I'm just wondering…how is that not gay? lol
exactly what i was wondering. xD he's really weird
"Team Bonding Time!"
whispers "You are not part of the brotherhood"
"Ad VICtIORUM SiSTER"
group
screeches "GALILEO INVENTED THE PHRASE 'ROASTED'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You and your gore puppets"
"Imma TRiCKsTER RoGUE"
"i feel like i'm allergic to the world"
group
"I'M ALLERGIC TO TREES HAVING SEX!"
wtf
group
(Pollen)
(oh)
(same)
What's cookin ladies
Clarissa and Justice
"Bada** butterfly tattoos"
"I told you not to eat any cupcake wrappers!"
"Did bunny bean use SoAp"
"IIIIMMMM GOOONNNAAAA SWWIIIING FROM THE TREEE BRAAANCH, FROM THE TREEEEE BRAAAANCH!"
"I have a bread kink."
MoooooooooooooOOOOOooooo
group
"WE'RE EXACTLY ALIKE!!"
italian hands
It’s
Not
The
Same
(A conversation that I had with a teacher that my friends constantly keep bringing up XD)
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"I dunno, can you?"
"Oh you're right, my bad. I haven't evolved quite yet. I still use photosynthesis and therefore do not defecate as you do. I'll just go sit outside for a few minutes to get my proper nutrients." then I left the classroom… and got in big trouble…
group
"YOU JUST WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE!"
"PHOTOSYNTHESIS FLASH MOB"
"It was the LANDLORDS"
"guys I"M GAY"
licks the wall PIERRE!
"JERKWAD"
"Defiance and Skittles"
"GDIS"
"French Horns!" (reply) "ROAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I accidentally adopted five children"
"You have a harem"
(Me, a girl, to my boyfriend) "I'm not gay I just have three wives"
SQUARE HAHAHAHAHA SQUARE
"I'm confused…"
"We are always confused."
"This gum tastes like America!"
Followed By:
"I've got America in my butt pocket yo!"
"911! I inhaled a fish!"
