put inside jokes here with no context

"SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
Cue mad race towards the front seat
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAAAAA PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

"I'll try not to Aunt Bethany"
"DILLY DILLY!!!!"

PUGNALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

While clearly fake picking nose and using a nasally voice I CHOSE TEACHER BECAUSE….

"How do you plead?"
"Not guilty by reason of insanity."

"cHiNA"
"fRanCE"
"gERmAni"

"Provolone, I am swiss."
"I am potate"

"I love your "friend"." eyebrow wiggling

eats three raw lemons "I see why you dont-" chokes "do this anymore"

Sau Paulo can just burn
You can actually get from Washington to Madagascar in four moves
I'm consistently inconsistent, so I need to work on my consistency
It's 99% drama and 1% filler
Scritch
British Oak
PleAsE dO nOT

"BLAKE STOP LAUGHING YOU ALMOST DIED"
"But I didn't."
"BUT YOU ALMOST DID!"
"But I didn't"
"Blake. This is the fifth time today."
"But I didn't"
"THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS"

"That's a bad idea."
"YOU'RE A BAD IDEA!"

"The second word"
"for the last time I didn't poison the sushi"

foot sex

"Ya string bean!!"

"He can't run, it will ruin his strut."

"He's a weird sh*t.."

" 'We need to put a leash on your soul.'
'I'm calling 420 to make them throw passing-out-wine at you.'
'Exactly.' "

"Don't drink if the mountains aren't blue"
"2 goats barfing!"
"Don't sit there!!"

"I swear, I will avenge the deaths of my comrades!"
"…This is freeze tag."

"Silently and Delicately"

"STAY SET!!"

an acorn on the deeep breath FLOOOOOORRR

Friend: I’m feeling very Steph today
Me: So horny and hungry?
Friend: yes

Hey man you got any… uh… of the stuff?….Ya know….The…. Jiggles?

Big yeet

Mango

Edumacation
Innernet
Libarry

"ArE YOu OK!"
"EaT A CHIckEN WiNg JUliA"
"I WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND EAT ALL CHICKENS WING!"

the worm bandage
you know the worm bandage
GOOGLE THE WORM BANDAGE