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"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! IT'S TUESDAY!!!!!!!!"

"There's no such thing as a flushable wipe! Even if it says so on the package!"

“Bleach?”
“Are we cleaning windows?”
“No we’re watching anime dumbass.”

"I'm starting a Kickstarter to teach Lowen proper language. The benefits of teaching her proper language is that she would actually be able to pronounce things"

WHY I ADDA

"say specific"
"spiffic"
"specific has a c! a c!" (making the shape of a c with fingers)

Boi you is on thin ice…..

What do you mean this wasn't made on drugs!?

so I say BUILD A WALL
(extremely slowly) WEEEEEE WIILLLLL BUUUIIILLLLDDD AAAAA WAAAALLLLL

"While I completely respect your opinion, I just have to say that you're wrong and I hate you."

"Michael makes an entrance!"

Yaat in the Hat

This is from a cringe compilation but it’s to much beauty to be in a real cringe compilation.

(Context: There's a kid in my Improv class called Wednesday, everyone references that vine around them.)

A kid is named Wednesday…?

Wow now lowen needs a kick starter for spelling, pronouncing thing, and penmanship
that's a lot I don't thin-
YES YOU DO

I threw cat food at a spider once.

We need to talk about the ducks.

In terms of tacos, she was okay.

We need to talk about the ducks.

Ducks are cannibalistic little things

"It's not a chrysanthemum, it's a chrythathathapuputhapalap"

"Be a wall! A wall… very much wall…"
"Ohmygosh It's Megan!"
"I love you." hysterical laughter

"Day 275: We have found the dead body of Jesus. What he's doing in this school, we have no idea, but are slightly concerned."

Good time in freshman year of high school

Me: holy shit i forgot
J: forgot what
Me: I know something the government doesn't want me to~
K: ooohhhh what it it
J: yee
Me: its unless you want me to tell~
J&K: everything you know is illegal Lowen
Me: ahhh yes i do
The second day of school…..

Ok…it takes a lot to confuse me sometimes, but you have actually done it @Alexandria-don’t-touch-my-COOKIES!!…Well done