put inside jokes here with no context

Waluigi is god. Waluigi is life as we know it. Waluigi is the only real existing thing on earth. Waluigi is everything. Amen

um

aRE YOU QUESTIONING THE HOLY GOD WALUIGI? nO ONE QUESTIONS THE HOLY GOD WALUIGI AND GETS AWAY THIS IT REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

no no im sorry i am just mildly confused pleez d-don't hurt me or anything ;w;

Good. No one can question the god WALUIGI. If anyone does they will have to deal with my brothers Waluigi cult me and Emi.

…ooookay then

fork in hair

Just remember to F E A R T H E C A R R O T S

I was mad part two

fork in hair

yes
spork in shair

relatively boop snek

fork in hair

yes
spork in shair

shair

mildly gently booshing the slim reptile

"Gay and vicious."

NEVER DISRESPECT THE ONSIE.

“Kill yourself,”
Me: No thanks, I’ll let you kill me.

Time to go get murdered by prehistoric hybrid blobs!

Random dragon: weird ass derp voice tHANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME

I had a dream where 4 million people died in Alaska. There was sO much bLOOD

-my 6 yr old sister

Down with the patriarchy!!

Joanne took our only gun!

spoontula

“MUFFIN”
“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”
“Jesus Christ is everyone’s daddy”
“Is my shoe untied?!”

“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”

is that a Hamilton reference by any chance

FRENCH

“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”

is that a Hamilton reference by any chance

Yeah it is. I was referencing one of those “when you bring your knife to a gunfight” memes and my friend came up with that.

“When you bring your legacy to a gunfight”

is that a Hamilton reference by any chance

Yeah it is. I was referencing one of those “when you bring your knife to a gunfight” memes and my friend came up with that.

called iiitttt

“Tuuunes Duude” or “Mr Manners matters” or maybe “Fluffy-winged dougebags” how about, “Lucifer, you’re my brother and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.”

zipperzoots

"Oh please. If you were in my harem, I'd shoot myself."

"If I were in your harem, I'd shoot you too."

“Frick on a catapult”
“Don’t mind is, we’re just beheading people”
“You look like an egg”
“Uh huh, is that what your boyfriend says to you?”
“We share a wall quit denying things- also ENUNCIATE”