“Don’t wink at me”
“Did you just call me a thot?”
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"You know what? I had to fight Greg. Greg! And I killed him in like, three seconds!"
"You didn't kill Greg."
"Yeah well I killed his pride."
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"Whose idea was the crossdressing orgy?!"
linoleum green, please
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after talking about demons yeah Zackary, I know
“My feet are swelled!”
“That’s an abomination!”
“I ruined D&D,”
“Ho, ho, ho…….BOO!”
“We’re all slowly dying,”
“That’s so genetic,”
“Oh oh oh O-RILEY, AUTO PARTS…….SCREECH”
“I’m stuck on band aid brand, and band aids are stuck on me,”
“I did a science,”
“Oh oh oh O-RILEY, AUTO PARTS…….SCREECH”
Are you secretly my little brother cause he’s been singing that and “SAVE BIG MONEY AT MENARDS” over and over again for months… He especially likes to sing it on the way to church
demonic screech
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“She’s like a hot pocket- hot on the outside and nasty on the inside”
minecraft smut
"Almost as much as I love Urrrrrrr….anus"
"dOn'T yOu ReMeMbEr?!?"
"#I'mgoingtoputdirtinyoureye"
"GOIN' FOR THE GRASS!"
(in awful French accent) "Le sidewalk"
"An enormous fruit? Wait til y'all see a watermelon!"
banana bow
you wouldn't believe your egg if i were to SMONCK a leg
filled with snacktime and love
His name is MendellaAAAAaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaAAaAAAAAaAaaaaAAaA
IN THE TRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH
“The magic word is Quesadilla, don’t forget that”
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"Shattered windows and the sound of drums, pizza couldn't believe that tide's be home."
"oH NO GODDAMMIT JOANNA YOU USED THE E-WORD"
“Snort the cheese”
“I’m getting a belly button piercing”
“I’m getting a tattoo of a gun in my left buttcheek and a tattoo of handcuffs on my right”
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“Dude- ranch powder packets are the vegan equivalent of crack”
“Dude- ranch powder packets are the vegan equivalent of crack”
I laughed way harder than I should've
"Shattered windows and the sound of drums, pizza couldn't believe that tide's be home."
Is the first part a reference to Viva La Vida?
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"Shattered windows and the sound of drums, pizza couldn't believe that tide's be home."
Is the first part a reference to Viva La Vida?
Yeah, me and my friend misheard the lyrics when we first listened to it, so we got into a debate resulting in this.
"Well it worked, didn't it?"
Both is good
You got food? Ok good night!
You're kicked outta mathletes!
Gluten free lap dances