"Okay, but if that shirt came in blue, I would absolutely fuck him."
put inside jokes here with no context
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Who parked their car, ON MY SANDWICH?
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CHEEP CHEEP IM A SQUIRRLE!
welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.
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@evastardust
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welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.
Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.
welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.
Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.
it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful
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@evastardust
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welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.
Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.
it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful
EXCELLENT!
welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and neuter of the jury, to the people versus horton the elephant.
Is this a Seussical reference? I feel like this is a Seussical reference.
it’s definitely a seussical reference. the amount of seussical jokes i have with the other people in the cast is painful
EXCELLENT!
i once spent part of rehearsal convincing anyone who would listen that mrs mayor and genghis had a secret affair, and mr mayor had a male concubine
C a r r o t
RING A LING DING. WHEN THAT BELL RINGS!!! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL I break the straights.
C a r r o t
… whispers why is you call mÉ?
C a r r o t
… whispers why is you call mÉ?
Because
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Ç̶̨̨̧̨̡̨̠̮͔̞͖͇̫͓̳͇̫̺̪̣̻͉̤̣̮̤̳̺̬̝̰̗̦͕͈̭̟̹̏̓̽̊̽͐͌͋̌̎̐̋͌̽̃͌̂̈́͋͊̈́̅̂͊̒̒̈̇͋̕͘̕͝ͅ ̷̠͍̣̪͎̦̠͇̪̦̄͒̒̔̈́͊͛̽̔̕̚Ă̸̡̨̡̡̡͙͇̤͎̫͚̥̣̭͈̦̟̠̯̝͙͎̩͙̱̭͍̲̹̺͔̙̳̠̪̠͎̯͒͛͐͛͆̽͋̏͑͋̕͠ ̷̛͈͙̣͔̬̰̤̫̥̦͔͙̂̆̀̏̾̓́̑̅̉̀̒̿͌͐̇̇͂̕͘͜͜͝͠R̸̢̡̨̢̛͔̣̼͇̝̻̤̪̱͚̫̤̯̪̳̰͉̖͍͓̹̼̲͇̗̜̰̱̙̮̞̠̞͒͑̓͆̊̀̽́̌͂̑͗̀̆͋̈̾̋̈́͆͛́̆̌͒͋͛̾̾̌̿̊̕̕͝͝ͅͅͅ ̸̢̡̢̥̙̪͔̼͇͍̞̜͚̭̳̫̱̤̱̣͔̘͈̜̻̈́͆̓̊͗͑̈̾̅̍̒̏̇̀̈́́̄̑̿͋̇͐̾͛̚̚͜R̷̡̧̛̛̰͓̯̼͕̜̱͎͙̊̂̀̊͂͗͌̄̂͋̄͐͗̋͊̅̒̐͗͆̔̓̄͑̐͛̄̓̄̊̋̉̄̈́̕̚͜͝ͅ ̶̢̨̨̛̝̬̭̪̹͎̖̬̿̀͑̑̎̀̌̐͂͌̆͘̚͘͜͝͝O̸̟̬̓̒̆̇̂̑̉̈́͌̈́̉̈́͑̓̐̃͒̈́̉̎̓̂̆͘͝͠͠͝͝ ̷̡̧̡̳̣̣̖͔̼̣̦̟̩̯̻̙̭̜̩̗͍͉̙̞̝̻̺̺̳͈̖̩̙̄̽́̓̃̌̀̆̇͋͜͠͝ͅͅT̷̨̗̪̳͈̪͕̤͎̘͚͇̯̺̦̣͎̯̘̖̗͕̲͍̙̼́̎̍̈́̃̋̈́̈͆͗́̋̒̽͑͋͘̕͠͝ͅ
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BROTHER
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I have no idea how to breath
DOCTOR, I THINK I'M A HOMOSEXUAL!
"how can you tell?"
RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW
Noodl Soóp
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Okay i can't remember if ShadowWolf13 already put this or nah but
Friend one: any got some tape?
Friend two: would scotch tape work?
Friend one: yes don you have any?
Friend two: No.
Friend one: Then why would you ask?!?
Friend three: We're in the same boat F1. You need tape and I need a life
i cannot comprehend the inky blackness of the sea below me, yet still, i must swim
(awkward silence)
Me: So………..awkward silence, huh?
(lots of times I make eye contact right before I do this)
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Me: hey mah fwend
fwend: NO PREMARITAL EYE CONTACT
Me:confused what the heckin dude
Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)
Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)
SATAN IS A REAL MAN
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-wiggly eyebrows- you wanna banana split~?
DILDO THE BANANA!
Pulling a Love Simon
“Kentucky rotisserie fried Chicken Breast”
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"Who's Harold?"
"Slightly [adjective]?"