SECRET CLARINET CULT (snitches get stitches and also high, HIGH G)

shh

CULT CULT CULT CULLLLTTTTTTT

I am here.

CULT CULT CULT
(also the music i have to play for concert this year is super duper hard rip me)

eyyoo

and our concert music SUCKS

(Lol me to! Christmas music with notes that quickly go from low E to medium(technically high but not the highest.) C

sneaks in

yEs I HAVE THE REED

EMI

I’m at Smithsburg, and we’re one of the marching bands there. And with this, we were on TV twice, but I didn’t do murmurs because of my heart thing so OOF.)

EMI YOU PLAY THE FLUTE AND YOU INSULTED MY REED HOW DARE YOU REEEEEEE

rEEEEEE

gasp a flute?? IN THE CLARINET CULT

yEAH SO I PLAY A FLUTE WHOSE BUTT FALLS OFF SO WHAT

(also if you were curious every time it falls off I scream “MY BUTT”)

tHIS IS A CLARENOOT CULT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes

kYLEE YOU CAN TELL THEM DO I NOT OR DO I SCREAM THAT

WE CAN HAVE one FLOOT
but if you tell anyone we'll throw an oboe at you

i did it constantly during band camp it was greaaaaat

WE CAN HAVE one FLOOT
but if you tell anyone we'll throw an oboe at you

o H SHIT NOT AN OBOE

hey kylee

hehhehe

french horn island

kYLEE YOU CAN TELL THEM DO I NOT OR DO I SCREAM THAT

Yes you do. Now, CULT RULES REEEE. You must worship the all mighty reed, the source of our great power, and you must respect the high high G, the loudest and worst sounding note of them all. And any member must REEEEEEE like a clarinet. It’s the basic of cults. Oh, and summoning the all mighty Clarinet demon lord.

kYLEE YOU CAN TELL THEM DO I NOT OR DO I SCREAM THAT

Yes you do. Now, CULT RULES REEEE. You must worship the all mighty reed, the source of our great power, and you must respect the high high G, the loudest and worst sounding note of them all. And any member must REEEEEEE like a clarinet. It’s the basic of cults. Oh, and summoning the all mighty Clarinet demon lord.

goes to see who made the post

not you

???

Also not to be that guy

But flutes can go up way higher it’s agony

Like those new pieces we got, Kylee?

my god

The ledger

Why

in one of my pieces i have three slurred fermatas, all HIGH A's

Do we have enough reeds for the summoning my fellow cult buddies? I have my clarinet resting beside me! I’m ready for the almighty high high G.

I offer my reed. my clarinet is ready

~-~

quietly drifts off, sensing I am truly not wanted

Yes wonderful! We must play the high high version of hot crust buns to soothe the almighty clarinet demon! (It’s just high high C, D, and E.)

plays clarinet with many squeaks.