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SECRET CLARINET CULT (snitches get stitches and also high, HIGH G)

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the end of the song

Mello/Tuba: bLaBLabLabLabLALALALALA
Flutes: Slowly dying one by one as they hold the fermata
Trupets: UjMdmslkzbzjIjdkslamajsisksksjjajakla
Alto Sax: ememmemeem
Clarinets: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee inhale BEAAAAAAAAAA

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Oh! And meet my instrument Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it is an attack helicopter clarinet :D it loves to squeak and kill people’s ear drums, and it’s older then me…

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(I’m tired. Bye. Yeets to bed)

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Oof before I go Emi I got you Cheetos, I’m bringing them to school tomorrow. :D

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And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

If you don't mind, I'll add some:
Oboe: aiiieEEEE
Bassoon: urp
Bass clarinet: croAK
Saxophones: aiiaiaiiaiaiaia
French horn: beautiful godly playing and then CRACKS ANOTHER NOTE
Trombones: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Tubas/Euphs: …
Percussion: CRASH (it's either the cymbals or they knocked over the equipment again you'll never know)

Alto Clarinet: REEEEE
Contrabass Clarinet: beautiful sounds of the gods

Tuba: FLLLLLLAAARP
Euphonium: sliigjtly higher FLLLRRRP
Tenor Sax: uuuuuuuu (but low pitched)
Triangle: dink dink bitches

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yaaaAAAAAAAS YAAAS

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Xylophone: abcdefg
Kettledrum: bam bam bam BOOOOOM

@Wry_Wyvern

Marimba: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (how… how do they even hold that many mallets??)

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they don’t. They just drop them

@RedTheLoveless

I heard clarinet.
I've been summoned.

@Wry_Wyvern

Picc: skREEEEEEEE
Alto/bass/contrabass flute: absolutely beautiful if you can hear them

@basil_

Yeah cause you can never hear the clarinets and flutes cause the trumpets are like HYSAAAAAAALOOKATUSPLAYYYYYYY

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I heard clarinet.
I've been summoned.

Yes brother, join our cult. WE PRAISE THE BEST INSTRUMENT THAT THE LORD SQUIDWARD PLAYS!

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Where is everyone?

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Can I get a High High G for anyone who wants to die?

@basil_

screeches out a high high G

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Yes!

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WHERE IS RE CULT MEMBERS? I WON’T LET THIS DIEEEEEE!!!!

@RedTheLoveless

Clarient Cult Member Red reporting for duty

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Totally a Clarinet Player Emi Reporting for Duty

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Hi red! I have bad news… so I was looking for my box of reeds, and they were 2’s… 2’s… I use 3 1/2’s! My mom spent so much cash on the box of reeds… I can’t decrease my size because I’m already used to the 3 1/2’s but I don’t want to waste them! What do I do!

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So does anyone still use two sized reeds? I used them in sixth and seventh grade.

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Try and get a refund for them, or trade in the box?

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Can’t, it doesn’t have all the reeds anymore. It only has 5 left. You need an entire box to trade in, and we can refund for the same reason we can’t trade in.

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Oh gotcha. Maybe Aura uses the same size reed and’ll trade with you?

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Probably not, she uses threes instead of twos. I only know this because of having my reed chipped and me borrowing them.

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I hate life.

@basil_

ooof that sucks

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(Plays derp titanic with clarinet)
I forgot Moonys full user. Can someone remind me?

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

If you don't mind, I'll add some:
Oboe: aiiieEEEE
Bassoon: urp
Bass clarinet: croAK
Saxophones: aiiaiaiiaiaiaia
French horn: beautiful godly playing and then CRACKS ANOTHER NOTE
Trombones: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Tubas/Euphs: …
Percussion: CRASH (it's either the cymbals or they knocked over the equipment again you'll never know)

Alto Clarinet: REEEEE
Contrabass Clarinet: beautiful sounds of the gods

Tuba: FLLLLLLAAARP
Euphonium: sliigjtly higher FLLLRRRP
Tenor Sax: uuuuuuuu (but low pitched)
Triangle: dink dink bitches

may I add
First trumpet: Blurtdovblert
Second trumpet: high pitch squeaking because most trumpets can get that hight without breaking the noteeeeeee