SECRET CLARINET CULT (snitches get stitches and also high, HIGH G)

(my cod kylee you jus keep changing your useerrrr)

I made a mistake with King Dedede because he failed to crush that there Kirby, because of that stupid NMD, and he didn’t get a money back guarantee.
(Only people who watched Kirby right back at’cha will get that but who cares?)

^{Fun fact: if you touch your teeth to the reed while playing you get the ungodliest of shrieks. It sounds like satan being tortured.}

^{This has been your daily bit of wisdom from a brass player who once tried to play the Single Reed Instruments but it did not go very well.}

^{Fun fact: if you touch your teeth to the reed while playing you get the ungodliest of shrieks. It sounds like satan being tortured.}

^{This has been your daily bit of wisdom from a brass player who once tried to play the Single Reed Instruments but it did not go very well.}

Lol I know that oof. And if you put you tongue on it it virbrats lol.

If you just play on the mouthpiece it’s VERY loud and VERY shrill

It’s hard when there are only two first clarinets in band and you’re one of them and you sit directly in front of the teacher

Ooooooffffffff. We have to switch between different parts because there’s only (technically 7 counting the one in tech) 6 people playing the clarinet in concert band.

SAME
and the OTHER ONE DOESNT KNOW HIS NOTES YET AND ITS THE FOURth Year of band

It’s hard when there are only two first clarinets in band and you’re one of them and you sit directly in front of the teacher

That’s the flutes territory in our school, not to mention we almost have the same number of flutes that we have trumpets. Our band is a companation of all grades.

And to be honest, I liked the songs were we never hardly went under high b. The times of greatness.

Not to mention all the stupid ass people are like “you play the clarinet? You’re such a nerd” and I’m like yEah I am!

SAME
and the OTHER ONE DOESNT KNOW HIS NOTES YET AND ITS THE FOURth Year of band

MEGA OOF! I’m the one who sucks compared to everyone else, but I’m still pretty good, the others are just God’s at the instrument. (They are all Juniors and Seniors but still!)

ok so In my band, it’s just supposed to be advanced band (years 3 and four) but the counselors are usELESS and it’s intermediate band (year 2) in the same class. With the same music. They all SUCK
So there’s two clarinets in advanced band, so we both have first part. Then the EIGHT CLARINETS from intermediate (who can’t even cross the break yet) play parts two and three. They totally drown us out, even though we play the melody!!!

Not to mention all the stupid ass people are like “you play the clarinet? You’re such a nerd” and I’m like yEah I am!

No one says that at my school now, they usually insult me because I carry around a 2ds or complement me? It’s confusing. But at they did at Springfield, my old school. (The one in Williamsport) but I was all like, “yOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT ALREADY YOU DUMB ASS I LIVE IN A CRAPPY HOUSING THING AND I PLAY GAMES WHEN IM NOT AT SCHOOL AND ROAST ASSHOLES LIKE YOU NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE SHIN!” Violence was how you survived there. cringe KILL ME it was so bad…

I hate when the teacher is like hey trumpets play softer and they DONT

ok so In my band, it’s just supposed to be advanced band (years 3 and four) but the counselors are usELESS and it’s intermediate band (year 2) in the same class. With the same music. They all SUCK
So there’s two clarinets in advanced band, so we both have first part. Then the EIGHT CLARINETS from intermediate (who can’t even cross the break yet) play parts two and three. They totally drown us out, even though we play the melody!!!

Oh in Springfield there were like 17 clarinets AND THEY ALL SUCKED ESPECIALLY ME! Only two of them were so good that they could play high notes and low notes without squeaking.

I hate when the teacher is like hey trumpets play softer and they DONT

I KNOW RIGHT I FREAKING HATE HOW LOUD THEY ARE! And the thing is, we have so many! You can always here them.

When your in a class with the percussion. Enough said.

I hate when the teacher is like hey trumpets play softer and they DONT

I KNOW RIGHT I FREAKING HATE HOW LOUD THEY ARE! And the thing is, we have so many! You can always here them.

Yeah cause then they don’t play the right b and complain when they don’t have the melody and talk about how hard their fingerings are and I’m like have you SEEN a clarinet??!

I hate when the teacher is like hey trumpets play softer and they DONT

I KNOW RIGHT I FREAKING HATE HOW LOUD THEY ARE! And the thing is, we have so many! You can always here them.

Yeah cause then they don’t play the right b and complain when they don’t have the melody and talk about how hard their fingerings are and I’m like have you SEEN a clarinet??!

They have THREE FREAKING KEYS! THREE! THERE IS ONLY LIKE 13 DIFFERENT NOTES THAT SOUND DIFFERENT! WE MIGHT BE A SMALL INSTRUMENT, BUT WE CAN BE A DIFFICULT ONE! IM ON MY SIXTH YEAR AND IM STILL MEDIOCRE!

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAPE SOUNDS

it’s hard to change pitch on trumpet without being loud haha

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

Exactly. Don’t even get me started on Saxophones, they think they are so superior because of memes. BITCH SQUIDWARD IS BEST BOI AND PLAYS ARE INSTRUMENT!

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

And we are in some memes two! Like, look at the clarinet, it looks so beautiful with its elegant black color with silver keys, then the BORING trumpet is just an ugly gold DISGUSTING, Saxophones with its ugly orange gold YUCK. Flutes look okay.

The bass instruments are a places we can’t go to, plus we have the Bass Clarinet, which is a hybrid Clainet, and the Alto Clarinet that is some Clarinet Trombone hybrid. Technically the Oboe is part of the Clarinet family as well.

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

If you don't mind, I'll add some:
Oboe: aiiieEEEE
Bassoon: urp
Bass clarinet: croAK
Saxophones: aiiaiaiiaiaiaia
French horn: beautiful godly playing and then CRACKS ANOTHER NOTE
Trombones: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Tubas/Euphs: …
Percussion: CRASH (it's either the cymbals or they knocked over the equipment again you'll never know)

Alto clarinet: DEMON NOISES

And plus, the Clarinet can sound so beautiful and crisp, and is used in a lot of background music. It sometimes throws hands with the flute on the beautiful side. Then trumpets be like BURP BURP BURP EAR RAOE SOUNDS

trumpet- shgsgsgagagagaplllll
clarinet-eeeeEEEeEeeEeeEeeEeeee
Flute: aaaaaaaaaaaee

(Accurate representation.)

If you don't mind, I'll add some:
Oboe: aiiieEEEE
Bassoon: urp
Bass clarinet: croAK
Saxophones: aiiaiaiiaiaiaia
French horn: beautiful godly playing and then CRACKS ANOTHER NOTE
Trombones: aaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Tubas/Euphs: …
Percussion: CRASH (it's either the cymbals or they knocked over the equipment again you'll never know)

Alto Clarinet: REEEEE
Contrabass Clarinet: beautiful sounds of the gods