Notebook.ai

Shower thoughts

@Mojack group awooga moment forum 526 comments schedule
group
@Pickles group

Why is the rice orange?

Saffron

person_off
Deleted user

Why us Spanish yellow rice orange

We're all part of our own Mafia

How so?

because tHAT’S HOW MAFIA WORKS

we all are our own murderous beast

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

That sounds like a freaking character in some fictional or muder mystery story.

group
@EmptyNebula group

People get upset when a cat brings home something dead to gift to the one they love. However, humans do the same thing except with a whole bouquet of dead stuff.

This is why you appreciate the dead mouse on your doorstep, folks.

group
@Pickles group

Or the gutted mostly eaten rabbit on the carpet in front of your bedroom door :/

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

That sounds like a freaking character in some fictional or muder mystery story.

It's lowkey Natalia Mary Brecker from my story lol

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL

People get upset when a cat brings home something dead to gift to the one they love. However, humans do the same thing except with a whole bouquet of dead stuff.

Fools. The true gift is the decapitated head of their prized racing horse.

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

That sounds like a freaking character in some fictional or muder mystery story.

It's lowkey Natalia Mary Brecker from my story lol

Cool! what story?

People get upset when a cat brings home something dead to gift to the one they love. However, humans do the same thing except with a whole bouquet of dead stuff.

Fools. The true gift is the decapitated head of their prized racing horse.

Pfft. Low fruit. Give me the head of the opposing leader.

group
@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL
RRAAAARRL

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

That sounds like a freaking character in some fictional or muder mystery story.

It's lowkey Natalia Mary Brecker from my story lol

Cool! what story?

The one with murders and mafia

Because, you see, we are all a part of the family.
Sips wine from an elegant glass

That sounds like a freaking character in some fictional or muder mystery story.

It's lowkey Natalia Mary Brecker from my story lol

Cool! what story?

The one with murders and mafia

I'm already hooked to the story!

@Low_Mein

because tHAT’S HOW MAFIA WORKS

I will hurt you

group

because tHAT’S HOW MAFIA WORKS

I will hurt you

Did you just threaten the bean?!

@Low_Mein

I DID JUST THREATEN THE BEAN, GAMERS!

group

I WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE SPORK

group
@Pickles group

DON'T THREATEN OUR BEAN (in other news, we adopted you, Ella)

Yay! I’m adopted =D

@Low_Mein

I WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE SPORK

AND NEITHER WILL I

@Low_Mein

DON'T THREATEN OUR BEAN (in other news, we adopted you, Ella)

THE BEAN MADE A FORBIDDEN REFERENCE

group

I WILL NOT LET THIS SLIDE SPORK

AND NEITHER WILL I

I WIL NOT LET YOU THREATEN HER

You are loved Ella

DON'T THREATEN OUR BEAN (in other news, we adopted you, Ella)

THE BEAN MADE A FORBIDDEN REFERENCE

AND I AM NOT SORRY

group
@Pickles group

Yay! I’m adopted =D

adds you to the list of beans I've adopted

@Low_Mein

ok, am sorry

Ella u cool
but why the mafia city reference, it's hurting my brain XD

You are loved Ella

tiny squeal

@Low_Mein

Lmao, you are tho