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@Relsey-TheElder

any land: h-
Britain: dID SOMEONE SAY COLONY????

Perfectly functioning society: h-
Britain: dID SOMEONE SAY UNCULTURED SWINE?????

accurate though

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@Knight-Shives group

Canada: My mom and dad fought a custody battle over me for years, then just abandoned me in the end

France: glares at england
England: glares at france

To add to this The US is the rebellious teenager that ran away.

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US: My parents abandoned me, so I ran away and became my own adult!!
England: We fought a war for you?? And made you pay some taxes??
US: UNACCEPTABLE

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@Pickles group

US: My parents abandoned me, so I ran away and became my own adult!!
England: We fought a war for you?? And made you pay some taxes??
US: UNACCEPTABLE

OOF

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(XD)

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@Knight-Shives group

Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

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@Mojack group

Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

Wait..why is Canada unwanted?

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@Knight-Shives group

Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

Wait..why is Canada unwanted?

France and England fought over them for years then both gave up and forgot about Canada.

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Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

Wait..why is Canada unwanted?

France and England fought over them for years then both gave up and forgot about Canada.

Canada wasn't there yet XD

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@Knight-Shives group

Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

Wait..why is Canada unwanted?

France and England fought over them for years then both gave up and forgot about Canada.

Canada wasn't there yet XD

Doesn't matter (New France)

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Canada- Unwanted child
USA- Rebellious child who doesn't like the rules at home
England- Strict mother (Divorced)
France- Not so strict father who wants to help his kids (Divorced)

Wait..why is Canada unwanted?

France and England fought over them for years then both gave up and forgot about Canada.

Canada wasn't there yet XD

Doesn't matter (New France)

XD okay

Did you know that Canada has a giant rubber duck yellow boat that costed 2.3 million dollars and they float it around for no reason.

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That sounds about right.

my friend said he saw it…He was so disgraced.

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XD

It's pretty great.

h*cking oof right there

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You know, "I curse you to have an interesting life" is basically the worst literary curse you can put on a person. I'm going to curse everyone with an interesting life now.

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listen my life is pretty boring so that would be a step up from me and it would get my parents off my back.

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@Pickles group

Yesss

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Okay, I curse you to have… an interesting livfe. MWA HA HA!!!

You wanted this don't get mad when demons or something come to squish you.

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I'd like to be cursed with an interesting life so I can finally do something new

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I curse you as well! May you have… an interesting life

No refunds.

When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas

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@Knight-Shives group

Sure your home might not be 'haunted' but your yard could be.

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@Pickles group

Sure your home might not be 'haunted' but your yard could be.

By your dead pets

the more questions we answer about the world, the more we have
but what if there is no answer to anything?
and everything just,, is, you know?

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the more questions we answer about the world, the more we have
but what if there is no answer to anything?
and everything just,, is, you know?

Well I ask this question to myself everyday: Why?

That is too confusing.