So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!

Julian: What the fuck did you do to Jesus in Cuba??

Bastian: I lost a bet
Argo: pops out of nowhere we went to Cuba and he said he'd pay jesus 100 dollars if I fuc-
Bastian: smacks his hand over Argo's mouth dONT FINISH THAT SENTENCE

James: wAIT I WANT TO KNOW THE SENTENCE YOU DID W H A T?

Argo: starts snickering if I had the balls to fuck him on a rooftop
Bastian: oCTANE GET HIM OUT OF HERE
me: why do you want one of the other people you've fucked?
Bastian: nO

James: wait hold on I'm confused did you fuck Jesus on a rooftop??????

me: no he owes Jesus a hundred dollars bc Argo fucked him on a rooftop. it makes no sense bc they were both drunk
Bastian: okay yeah we were chugging champagne pretty much the entire time

Me: what the fuck
James: I don't even know what to say to that holy fuck
Me: heheh…. "holy fuck"……….

me: does this mean Bastian out-chaosed James?
Bastian: wait don't tell me he's a stripper or something
me: I think that's the stripper one
Vos: why did you tell him that you know he has a thing for strippers

Delfire: is just here

Me: yeah I think he out-chaosed him. And yes he's the stripper one
James: I wasn't out chaosed, just really fucking impressed

Bastian: slides on over to James I can do all kinds of things to impress you baby
Vos: oh my goddd please just pick one person to fuck and stay with them
me: well I designed him to be a hoe soooo

James: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Me: don't mind me wanting to yeet this chromebook across the room in shame while I also try not to violently snerk in a quiet classrom

Aeson manages to free himself from Bastian's grasp and kinda stumbles back as he does so, riiiight into M. Aeson turns around to see who he had bumped into "Oh, I'm sorr- you" Aeson breathes, emphasizing the "you" part as he looks horrified

M Is 6’5: Hmmmm what just… bumped into me??

Me: Saaaaaaame. I hate the chromebooks…

Bastian: grabs James by the face and violently mashes their lips together
me: wooo get itttt
Vos: groans this is why I don't date
me: well guess who made it so that your life depends on falling in love
Vos: f u c k

Me: that escalated quickly
James: breaks away for like .5 seconds I'm perfectly okay with that

Me: Axtin has a boyfriend?????

Delfire: eats popcorn

me: yeah no Bastian is supposed to be dating Axtin but also dating Yeon but also dating a dude named Halo so
Bastian: oh who gives a damn, you were the one who put me in so many rps. I'm a dick magnet
Vos: you're a dick alright

Me: and also fucking Matt, apparently
James: I'm an rp virgin oh well

Avery: im shipped with allot of others characters, then Dusk writes me in a romance. so screw that
Dusk: i just wrote Angel to flirt with everyone shrugs

Me: I try to write flirty characters but I'm so bad at it so I usually just give up
Me: tis time for biology, so I must whisk my characters away for an hour or so. I might be back a couple of times, idk

me: have fun in biologay
Bastian: aw but I didn't get to know James yet
Vos: g o o d

me: I'm dying in biologay
James: :(

Bastian: starts singing baby come back at the top of his lungs
me: w h y

James: snorts
Me: this is beautiful

Avery: im so glad im getting this on record he chuclkes and wipes away a fake tear this is awesome content