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Jayson stares at Matt, horrified "oh my lord."
So I’m bored and curious therefore I made a thing where our characters can interact. Please come in and introduce your characters! Everyone’s welcome to take part!
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Me: stands there confused
Me: shoves OC in the room and leaves
Vival: …
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Avery: Yo, wheres Atticus? to red
Bastian: oh look its' the guy i took the virginity of
me: bASTIAN
Me: whomst???
me: hehe Bastian's drunk don't listen to him
Bastian: stfu we fucked a while ago
me: Bastian stfUUU
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Jayson laughs "Well isn't he a handful" He says, gesturing towards Bastian
me: yep, kind of designed him to be that way. he's lowkey an important source of angst in my storyline even though he's supposed to be a good guy. I literally introduce him by letting him fuck up a club with abaseball bat
Bastian: I get to do WHAT now
me: you actually get to be badass for a few pages before everyone realizes how horrible you are
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Jayson: wow, if only my writer here would let me be as badass as that narrows his eyes at me
Me: Hey! I'm working on it, chill
Jayson: yea? Since when? Last year? You haven't got jack squat down!
Bastian: hey, I am a joy to be around
me: if by joy you mean fun to fuck then sure
Bastian: hey I at least get a happy ending, right?
me: yes you technically get together with a sweet dream demon after he terrifies you with commitment
me: lmao Bastian gets a happy ending and gets to be a flirty badass while I'm over here fucking up all of my characters
James: excuse me
Julian: what
me: yeah lol I torture most of my characters
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Jackson: Last time Geneva said we'd have 'fun', I almost died. TWICE.
Geneva: To clarify, it was a murderous dinner party that I didn't plan or think it would be murderous.
Jackson: I didn't even know you then. I'm talking about when you told me to jump off the fire escape onto a twin sized mattress.
Geneva: Really? That's my fault? Because I remember you saying "Don't worry, I heard a theory that this would work." And then you jumped onto the twin-sized mattress. And you broke your ankle. And then I had to make up a story about why I was taking a grown-a** man to the ER at 9 PM because you were too embarrassed to tell the doctor what happened. ALL BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE!!
Jackson: He was. Very much so. And I saw you flirting with him, and your friend Emilia the receptionist.
Geneva: You did, too.
Jackson: Yes, I did.
James: well that was wild from start to finish
Bastian: agreed
Vos: why are humans so strange?? it's like you all are set for one hit kill or never die
me: idk dude
me: lol Julian is set for never die, he survives being pushed off the roof of a building and a gunshot wound to the chest
Julian: escuse me??
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Geneva: Jackson is just a special one. He also believes in aliens, mermaids, and that his car is fit for road travel.
Jackson: Okay, aliens and mermaids have potentially scientific probability, I never said I believed in mermaids I said they could exist, and my car is fine, it just has a slightly dented rear bumper.
Grey: You're not gonna mess up too now are you?
Mary-Ann: Pretty please Mx. Creator??
Matt: ARE YA FOKIN KIDDIN THEY'RE GONNA SCREW WIT ALL O' US
Me: Uh… well… I mean Matt does adopt you two… that's happy right?
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Avery: Hi, Your Red right? My creator tells me all about you!
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Geneva: Matt reminds me of Haymitch Abernathy. In a good way.
Jackson: I remind myself of Finnick Odair.
Me: You're pretty much nothing like Finnick, except you look like Sam Clafin.
Jackson: I'm attractive and have hidden depths. Like Finnick.
Me: I give up.
Geneva: I'm the most like…Haymitch and also a bit of Johanna mixed in there too.
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Jayson: Dude, tell me all about them creators, mine decided that I would be abandoned in the woods when I was born man, totally not cool. Then I join a mafia, like why??? Then I somehow end up in the military like how do you even make a transition like that??
Me: shut it, at least you have a story
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Me: ANOTHER JAYSON IN A MAFIA!?!? NOICE!! Is he scrawny and manipulated by his older sister?
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Jayson glares at Me "Well? Am i?"
Me: laughs nervously "N-no, why would you even assume that? I mean I do plan on giving you a sister but-"
Jayson: WHY DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME ANYTHING?! let me guess. She's gonna die. Just like Matt right?."
Me: sweats nervously "N-no. Pfff no."
Me: one of my main characters is actually an archangel who escaped Russia and then was forced to join the mafia before becoming an archangel
Bastian: that’s Erik right?
Me: yep
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Geneva: Nice. Mafias are cool.
Jackson: You're a lawyer, you're not supposed to support the mafia.
Geneva: I just said that mafias were cool!
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Jayson looks uncomfortable "I dont know man, I had to torture several of people for them"
Me: pats Jayson on the back really hard "awwww you poor baby, don't worry it won't be for long though"
Jayson rolls his eyes "Right. That's what you always say"
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Jackson: Geneva, will you shut up about the mafia?
Geneva: Fine. Sorry Jayson. I haven't exactly been hunted by the mafia, but I've had like 4 attempts on my life by Roge.
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Avery: My friend Robin is the leader of a gang, does that count? And im a warlord, so does that also count?
Vos: do any of you rule over an extensive kingdom that happened to almost overthrow the entire mortal world? no? I think I win
me: Vos you abandoned your kingdom bc you were sad
Vos: shhh
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Avery: i did that! well im doing it
Me: Plus, he becomes a reaper