"Hear me out, it's not a cult"
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
"Hear me out, it's not a cult"
Band.
"I beat Xander in a fight, I can kill anyone in your honor!" – Me, after defeating someone at rock paper scissors.
"Kobe is for distance and accuracy.
Yeet is for speed and strength.
Tea is intelligence.
Wig is for charisma."
"Is she just going to choke you by your hoodie until you tell her about she-ra season 2?" -my friend's girlfriend to my friend
"Hear me out, it's not a cult"
Band.
No band's just a bunch of little cults inside of one big one. Or is that just mine
No, band is a large ass cult
Idk what band you're part of but hon na ah
"Hear me out, it's not a cult"
"My friend wants to join the cult but he can't sing, what do we do?" Me to the other drama leaders.
“I will fortnite dance my way into hell.”
“Anything can be breakfast if you eat it early enough.”
(Said at 7:30 a.m. while holding an ice cream cone)
“Saxophones are just boneless trumpets.”
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"Is she just going to choke you by your hoodie until you tell her about she-ra season 2?" -my friend's girlfriend to my friend
This is me summed up completely.
drops colored pencil case
My mom: "IS EVERYBODY OKAY??"
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I'm not a feather plucker I'm a feather plucker's son.
"City roads, take me work."
again, leo
"Christopher is the powerhouse of the cell. Christopher, are you the powerhouse of the cell?" pause "He says he's bad."
why leo why
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"Who's playing a trombone on my terf?" -I'm guessing this was a band kid
PREACH
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"Hey, could you bring your trombone after school?"
"Why?"
"I want people to think my scooter is a hot rod."
My crush:(to me) Hey. How ya doing?
Me: s- ah um bye
"i have already meeten people"
My friend: sometimes I get a crush so bad I just want to cry
Me: stares in confusion
My other friend to me: I think romance in general confuses you
Me: wow what makes you think that?
(For the record my first friend talks about boys all the time and I always stare at her in general confusion. So this has happened before)
"It's a magic trick you know, you've just gotta go MMPH and then UNH"
"IF YOU SPOIL ENDGAME, I WILL END YOUR GAME."
(MCFREAKING MOOD!!^^^^)
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The Princes: Sing Agony while inhaling helium
Me: I'm so proud.
Oh, so at my friends' birthday party (they were twins) they came down the stairs to the basement, arm in arm, singing in helium-filled voices "Let It Grow" weakly and then they passed out for .5 seconds
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That's terrifying, thank you.
'Welcome :)
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"This is how you get a real haircut." Clips hair strand with nail clippers "Oh, wait… Did I actually cut it? OH No-" -My Friend, I honestly don't even remember what was brought up that led to this